For those really disappointed with the American erection

[dennilfloss]

I mean election.

You can always use this.

Pitch In On A Party (DJ Quik)

 

[Total Refected Power]

Canada has weird pancakes and bacon.

I love the USA.

 

[JellyBaby]

Yeah this one is too long, and it's hard to take. I'm tired of premature calls. The stiff people in charge of the polls are really rather limp if you ask me.

As for disapointment, yes. But we'll keep trying until we get it right.

"Paging Dr. Freud....Doctor are you in?"

 

[chansen]

Thanks to the Americans, our news has been refreshingly short of campaign stories of Stockwell, Alexa, Jean and Joe. As always, we seem to be getting our entertainment from south of the border.

 

[toph99]

Dennilfloss:
when does the count for our election come in? this is the first time i've ever really payed any attention(considering the last election i was 11 years old )

 

[sandorski]

We'll most likely know by midnight, unless it's a close call whether a majority/minority is concerned. Then we'll know by tomorrow.

 

[BoberFett]

If we had only had Dole in the White House for the last four years, there'd be no erection problems right now.

 

[Doggiedog]

Erection?

That sounds like Engrish to me!

www.engrish.com

 

[hopefloats]

The magic number for a majority government win is 151 seats... it's going to be interesting...

 

[dennilfloss]

toph99,

To ensure that over 90% of the polls have closed, even thought there's a media blackout, so that westerners are not influenced by early results, election returns will start to trickle in at 9pm eastern.

Shout it Out Loud (KISS)

 

[Thom]

thats a good one Denis... Seems a little familiar...

 

[rmeijer]

Boberfett: LOL

 

[sandorski]

Bober: Yup, but why did Clinton's erection become a problem then?