For those of you youngsters who need help with the ladies....

[glen]

First of all ... you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi."

Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it."

Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?"

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

And five, now this is the most important... When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

 

[Cyco]

Fast Times was a great movie!!!

 

[ohtwell]

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

I'd leave!

I hate it when men order for women. :|

If this is a joke then I'm sorry!


: ) Amanda

 

[Jugernot]

Originally posted by: ohtwell


I'd leave!

I hate it when men order for women. :|

If this is a joke then I'm sorry!



: ) Amanda

Heh, no offense intended, but if you left over such a trivial attempt to be nice, I'd say "good riddance".

Jugs

 

[wnied]

And five, now this is the most important... When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV

As one old fart to another....right idea wrong album. Side one of Zeppelins "In Through The Out Door." With the song "In the Evening" always worked for me.

~wnied~

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: ohtwell


I'd leave!

I hate it when men order for women. :|

If this is a joke then I'm sorry!



: ) Amanda

Heh, no offense intended, but if you left over such a trivial attempt to be nice, I'd say "good riddance".

Jugs

You're right. That is a pretty petty reason to leave. I would be iriitated though. I have a mouth. I can order for myself.


: ) Amanda

 

[SWirth86]

So basically,

Don't treat her nice (That would show how much you like them)
Be agressive w/ the relationship ("Fsck me....you won't regret it")
What if you are in an alley behind a porn shop? (Would you still act like it's the place to be?)
Order her food, thereby showing how stupid she is ("I can't even order my own food!")

Sounds good to me

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: guapo337

Originally posted by: Jugernot

Originally posted by: ohtwell


I'd leave!

I hate it when men order for women. :|

If this is a joke then I'm sorry!



: ) Amanda

Heh, no offense intended, but if you left over such a trivial attempt to be nice, I'd say "good riddance".

Jugs

and for the record.. Jugs just 0wned ohtwell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was not 0wned.

It's good that he said that because he got me thinking about how irrational that decision would be.


: ) Amanda

 

[kami]

#6 be mysterious (guess that ties into #1)
#7 make her jealous (cruel but it works)

 

[N8Magic]

For those of you youngsters who need help with the ladies.... and have access to a time machine set to 1971
...
And five, now this is the most important... When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

 

[unclebabar]

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

Still living in the 70s?

 

[Stallion]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice."

I'd leave!

I hate it when men order for women. :|

If this is a joke then I'm sorry!


: ) Amanda

Actually I know of a lot of women that like the guys to do the ordering. Ladies like a guy who's in charge. not some limp wristed noodle. At least the ones over 25 or so..

 

[glen]

What are you people, on dope?

 

[Cyco]

Originally posted by: glen
What are you people, on dope?

LOL!

Guess some people don't know a movie quote when they see one.