For those heavy downloaders - the "Torrent" chair at Staples

[VirtualLarry]

http://www.staples.com/Staples-Torre...duct-nr_923571

Yes, yes, it's a Torrent chair. You no longer have to be chained to a slow chair, get the chair that speeds up downloads (*).

(*) The FDA, err, FCC, has not verified this statement.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Well done OP

 

[cytoSiN]

I see what you did there!!!!111eleventy1!1!!

But seriously, nice price for what appears to be a comfortable high-back chair :thumbsup:

 

[Childs]

Weight rated for up to 225 lbs. based on an 8 hour work day

Not hot!

 

[EliteRetard]

Must be for all the young scrawny nerds...225lbs pft!!

Does it have an antimicrobial treatment? We all know that if theres torrents there are going to be some, uh..."bilogical samples" that may get on there.

Just doesnt seem like the kind of chair a real torrent user would need. Me thinks the name is a ploy. Or government conspiracy...

 

[lothar]

http://www.staples.com/Staples-Torre...duct-nr_923571

Yes, yes, it's a Torrent chair. You no longer have to be chained to a slow chair, get the chair that speeds up downloads (*).

(*) The FDA, err, FCC, has not verified this statement.

Well played sir.

 

[wirednuts]

haha i thought after reading op's post it might be some sort of ADA toilet

 

[superHARD]

plus you can use a coupon!

 

[jhansman]

I, errr, don't download torrents. I don't even know what a torrent is, so why do I need a special chair for not downloading them? Nice, thought :thumbsup:

 

[cytoSiN]

Weight rated for up to 225 lbs. based on an 8 hour work day

Not hot!

Clearly it's not for "heavy" downloaders...edit the title!!

 

[waggy]

lol. nice chair i need a new one too..

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

If i buy this will I get a notice from the chair police that I'm torrenting to much?

 

[alaricljs]

With every purchase you get a voucher from the RIAA requiring that you pay $5k if you just sign on the dotted line.

 

[EliteRetard]

With every purchase you get a voucher from the RIAA requiring that you pay $5k if you just sign on the dotted line.

Purchase of this chair would disable all forms of sitting, even in chairs you already own.

 

[cytoSiN]

Purchase of this chair would disable all forms of sitting, even in chairs you already own.

^ This. $10,000 fine per chair.

 

[nyker96]

wonderful, magic chair, I like it!

 

[jtvang125]

Be sure to wear extra dark shades while using this chair. I'll make you harder to identify.

 

[donfm]

lol.....you guys kill me!!!

 

[bearxor]

Does this chair know about usenet?

 

[lothar]

Does this chair know about usenet?

The 1st rule about usenet...