For those CIA buffs out there....

[Stiganator]

Getting clearance is a pretty rigorous process as I understand it (6-12 months). What will make you fail?

 

[Malak]

Asking this question on an internet forum.

 

[RagingBITCH]

The "convicted bank robbery" on your record.

 

[jlmadyson]

Drug use, anything over 87 times my sources tell me.

 

[judasmachine]

My brother has a pretty good clearance with the Navy, and all he ever did was sit down and be honest with the guy asking the questions. Assume they know everything already. [They most likely do. ]

 

[txrandom]

Pirating.

 

[Stiganator]

I'm just wondering if a speeding ticket or anything will disqualify....a friend of mine....who is not me...

 

[mchammer]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
I'm just wondering if a speeding ticket or anything will disqualify....a friend of mine....who is not me...

:shiftyeyes;

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: judasmachine
Because you guys are entirely too serious.

Great video.

 

[jlmadyson]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
I'm just wondering if a speeding ticket or anything will disqualify....a friend of mine....who is not me...

Probably will help em, more than anything.

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
Getting clearance is a pretty rigorous process as I understand it (6-12 months). What will make you fail?

Yeah, the NSA owns you now, son.

Originally posted by: jlmadyson

Originally posted by: Stiganator
I'm just wondering if a speeding ticket or anything will disqualify....a friend of mine....who is not me...

Probably will help em, more than anything.

Not likely- remember that time 007 was caught by the cops after that one car chase? No? That's because MI6 hired Bond instead of that guy who the cops were able to catch up to and pull over.

 

[Stiganator]

The NSA screens for the CIA?

 

[sygyzy]

What is a CIA buff?

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
The NSA screens for the CIA?

I'd be pretty worried (though not all that surprised) if they don't. Especially now that they all work under the same Intelligence Czar.

 

[Stiganator]

87 times eh? That seems like an odd number.

 

[Atheus]

If someone here can trace you, and post all over the net that you're joining the CIA, then you fail.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: LtPage1

Originally posted by: Stiganator
The NSA screens for the CIA?

I'd be pretty worried (though not all that surprised) if they don't. Especially now that they all work under the same Intelligence Czar.

The DSS processes all security investigations.

 

[Stiganator]

I bet BigJ is the director of the CIA, he recruits from ATOT.

 

[ScottFern]

So is this for the CIA or for another bureau? I couldn't tell if CIA was used as an example or as something your getting involved with.

 

[SKORPI0]

Originally posted by: Malak
Asking this question on an internet forum.

OP post has been noted.

Loose lips sinks ships, no clearance for you. j/k

Security Clearance Jobs - Salary Survey

 

[Stiganator]

Well it is actually for a weapons contractor... the guy mentioned the clearance takes a long time since you could possibly work with the government.

 

[Stiganator]

CIA was just an example the guy used. I don't think they have much interest in characteristics of metal fracture.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
Well it is actually for a weapons contractor... the guy mentioned the clearance takes a long time since you could possibly work with the government.

It doesn't take a long time because you could possibly work with the government. It takes a long time because it's handled by the government and because depending on the clearance, it could have grave consequences for national security.

 

[Stiganator]

They might have an interest in my anchovies which can have their dna removed and inserted into 3rd world children, then I will control the robot oil supply mwhahaha.

 

[Stiganator]

Anymore peeps with good info or experiences?