Brutuskend
Lifer
1. Take the batteries out of all the remotes in the house. (Hide them well.)
2. Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
3. Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.
4. Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.
5. Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.
6. "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
7. Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."
8. If you live together, have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.
9. Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
10. Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
2. Organize his workshop, bedroom, or other special place.
3. Bribe his faithful dog away from him with a steady diet of Ring Dings.
4. Shrink his underwear in the dryer and when he complains, innocently suggest that he's gained a few pounds.
5. Stare at his forehead and when he notices, casually ask if there is any history of male pattern baldness on his mother's side.
6. "Accidentally" fill the gas tank of his new Porsche with diesel.
7. Insist upon a lot of "meaningful conversations."
8. If you live together, have your mother fly in for a month-long visit unannounced.
9. Reverse his contact lenses in their case.
10. Snip a small hole in his fishing waders, then follow him with a camera to capture his "sinking" on film.
