Three-legged Pantyhose:Q
Ladies, you don't need to be a mutant to enjoy three-legged pantyhose. If one U.S. inventor has his way, all women will soon enjoy an extra appendage on their underwear.
It's an age-old problem: You get up extra-early for work, pick out just the perfect outfit, and get to your desk only to find an unsightly run in your hosiery.
Helpless? Not anymore. Not with "Panty Hose X 3" ( U.S. Patent No. 5,713,081 ). With this newfangled contraption, you just simply ? and, we assume, privately ? rotate the pantyhose and slip your leg into a new, unblemished leg.
Ladies, you don't need to be a mutant to enjoy three-legged pantyhose. If one U.S. inventor has his way, all women will soon enjoy an extra appendage on their underwear.
It's an age-old problem: You get up extra-early for work, pick out just the perfect outfit, and get to your desk only to find an unsightly run in your hosiery.
Helpless? Not anymore. Not with "Panty Hose X 3" ( U.S. Patent No. 5,713,081 ). With this newfangled contraption, you just simply ? and, we assume, privately ? rotate the pantyhose and slip your leg into a new, unblemished leg.
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