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Brutuskend

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Do you remember the first time you got hit in the NUTS?

Did you think you were going to DIE?!

And was it another guy that hit you or a girl or just a accident?
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Do you remember the first time you got hit in the NUTS?

Did you think you were going to DIE?!

And was it another guy that hit you or a girl or just a accident?
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i remember when a guy i knew in highschool (he was bigger than me and also black, but we were cool) decided to drill me there with a perfect sack slap, i couldnt stand up for 5 min. well, i got him back later that year with a perfect sack slap in the middle of the hall while walking to class, he was down for a while and his teacher asked him if he was alright next period because he was holding them all period. yes, he collapsed in the hallway.

 
Grade 3 or 4. I think it was an accident, I remember coming around the corner of the school and blam. Spent a little time in the nurses office laying down.
 
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Do you remember the first time you got hit in the NUTS?

Did you think you were going to DIE?!

And was it another guy that hit you or a girl or just a accident?
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i remember when a guy i knew in highschool (he was bigger than me and also black, but we were cool) decided to drill me there with a perfect sack slap, i couldnt stand up for 5 min. well, i got him back later that year with a perfect sack slap in the middle of the hall while walking to class, he was down for a while and his teacher asked him if he was alright next period because he was holding them all period. yes, he collapsed in the hallway.
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lol...what the heck does that have to do with anything...
 
i don't remember my first time, but i remember one time in high school during soccer practice, and i was on defense...

i was defending and the guy took a shot and it got me square in the twig n berries. @_@

i had to lay down on the sidelines for like 10-15 mins or so.
 
I have never been hit there.

I saw a really good schoolyard fight when I was in junior high school. One guy got in a perfect drop kick to the other with all of his power. It dropped every boy in the county to his knees.
 
Originally posted by: TheNinja
Originally posted by: nourdmrolNMT1
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Do you remember the first time you got hit in the NUTS?

Did you think you were going to DIE?!

And was it another guy that hit you or a girl or just a accident?
Click to expand...

i remember when a guy i knew in highschool (he was bigger than me and also black, but we were cool) decided to drill me there with a perfect sack slap, i couldnt stand up for 5 min. well, i got him back later that year with a perfect sack slap in the middle of the hall while walking to class, he was down for a while and his teacher asked him if he was alright next period because he was holding them all period. yes, he collapsed in the hallway.
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lol...what the heck does that have to do with anything...
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the fact that he was a big black dude, and yea.
 
i cant remember a time when anyone kicked/pucnhed me in the nads however i took many a soccer ball there and i dropped like a stone every time

one time i specifically remember is i was going to chest the ball but it came in really low for some reason it lost all air speed really fast and it ended up come down right into mu nuts, i succusfully passed off the ball before taking 2 steps and hitting the ground
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
What!?

There are only 4 guys here that have ever been socked in the NADS!!!!?
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Every man has, it is a right of passage, but we try to block it out......

 
Yes. I was...maybe 7 or 8 and playing soccer. I was the goalie at the time..and for some reason I wasn't wearing a cup. Got hit straight in the nuts with the ball. That sh!t didn't go in though...so bam!
 
I was the one who hit myself in the nuts. 🙁 I believe I told my story in the "when was the last time you cried?" thread.

So, here I go, reliving my horrific story.

It was late on a Saturday night. I felt the urge to grab a snack, anything that would satisfy my craving. I slowly walked upstairs hopefully not making any noise which would awake my sleeping family. I then proceeded to grab the only thing available to me, a donut. This donut would soon become my undoing.

I then walked back downstairs and entered my room. I decided to remove my shirt before getting into bed. So, I placed the donut in my mouth, and started to lift my shirt off. Half way through, the donut fell out of my mouth, and in a desperate attempt to save my snack, I whipped my hand down to catch it, thus, tagging myself in the timbits.

There you have it, my story.

Oh, and for those who care : I saved the donut.
 
Originally posted by: LoKe
I was the one who hit myself in the nuts. 🙁 I believe I told my story in the "when was the last time you cried?" thread.

So, here I go, reliving my horrific story.

It was late on a Saturday night. I felt the urge to grab a snack, anything that would satisfy my craving. I slowly walked upstairs hopefully not making any noise which would awake my sleeping family. I then proceeded to grab the only thing available to me, a donut. This donut would soon become my undoing.

I then walked back downstairs and entered my room. I decided to remove my shirt before getting into bed. So, I placed the donut in my mouth, and started to lift my shirt off. Half way through, the donut fell out of my mouth, and in a desperate attempt to save my snack, I whipped my hand down to catch it, thus, tagging myself in the timbits.

There you have it, my story.

Oh, and for those who care : I saved the donut.
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:laugh:

My friend was really drunk and tapped me on my shoulder when I had my back to him... I turn around to face one hell of a knee to the nuts...

I literally thought I was going to die.
 
Originally posted by: LoKe
I was the one who hit myself in the nuts. 🙁 I believe I told my story in the "when was the last time you cried?" thread.

So, here I go, reliving my horrific story.

It was late on a Saturday night. I felt the urge to grab a snack, anything that would satisfy my craving. I slowly walked upstairs hopefully not making any noise which would awake my sleeping family. I then proceeded to grab the only thing available to me, a donut. This donut would soon become my undoing.

I then walked back downstairs and entered my room. I decided to remove my shirt before getting into bed. So, I placed the donut in my mouth, and started to lift my shirt off. Half way through, the donut fell out of my mouth, and in a desperate attempt to save my snack, I whipped my hand down to catch it, thus, tagging myself in the timbits.

There you have it, my story.

Oh, and for those who care : I saved the donut.
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LOL! I had a fun time picturing that. I've had similar incidents where I've accidentally grazed my coinpurse.
 
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