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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My
friends encouraged me and my girlfriend, she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one
thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
vivacious twenty years of age and drop-dead gorgeous.
One day, little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't and didn't really want to overcome! She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the
house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing just outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not
ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car.
EDIT: This isn't my story, just a joke I got via e-mail.
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way. My
friends encouraged me and my girlfriend, she was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one
thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
vivacious twenty years of age and drop-dead gorgeous.
One day, little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't and didn't really want to overcome! She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door, stepped out of the
house and walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was
standing just outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We could not
ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in the car.
EDIT: This isn't my story, just a joke I got via e-mail.
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