For the guys: Do you wipe after peeing?

Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by boxleitnerb, Jan 7, 2013.

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Wipe the tip after doing your thing?

  1. Yes, (almost) always

  2. Specifically only in private (stall or at home)

  3. No, (almost) never

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  1. boxleitnerb

    boxleitnerb Platinum Member

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    For women it seems normal, but with men many believe it's girlish or gay (absolutely no offense intended!), or so I've read. Especially at public urinals embarrassment or haste seem to prevail at times.

    I'm interested in your opinions.
     
  2. blackdogdeek

    blackdogdeek Lifer

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    I never have and don't see a reason why I might ever do so in the future. That's what squeezing and shaking is for.
     
  3. Malfeas

    Malfeas Senior member

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    Sometimes I have to wipe the toilet rim..........
     
  4. M0oG0oGaiPan

    M0oG0oGaiPan Diamond Member

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    nope. also if you're going to do it, it's probably going to be in a stall so I'm not going to sit there and care what you do either.
     
  5. Sixguns

    Sixguns Platinum Member

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    Nope, just do the shake and dance
     
  6. Danwar

    Danwar Senior member

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    I do, and i dont care if it seems gay or not ( im not gay fwiw )

    no matter how much i shake and squeeze , i always seem to have a drop left in the tube that will only come out once its touching some sort of fabric.

    and since i use briefs, its either
    A) wipe with tp or
    B) get a small one drop wet dot on my briefs just where the head rests and i hate how that feels.

    but i only do it @ home , and not in public restrooms.
     
  7. nickbits

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    Pretty much this...
     
  8. SaurusX

    SaurusX Senior member

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    Also the same.
     
  9. boxleitnerb

    boxleitnerb Platinum Member

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    That makes four of us. I never want to hear from a woman that I smell like urine down there, I would die of embarrassment. Who knows what spontaneous opportunities are going to present themselves?
     
  10. mikeymikec

    mikeymikec Diamond Member

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    +1

    A possible urine stain in my underpants is about as sexy as a skid mark would be.
     
  11. pauldun170

    pauldun170 Diamond Member

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    No matter how much you shake
    or how you dance
    the last few drops
    go in your pants.
     
  12. tedrodai

    tedrodai Golden Member

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    Almost never. I do sometimes. It doesn't seem "gay" or anything stupid like that; it just takes more effort, and wiping does not guarantee you'll get rid of that one last drop. I've never had stains nor has my wife ever said anything about a smell...and boy would she if she encountered such a thing.
     
  13. AyashiKaibutsu

    AyashiKaibutsu Diamond Member

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    Who the hell wipes in a urinal? That just doesn't seem feasible.
     
  14. pauldun170

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    I shall now quote old Japanese poem

     
  15. polarmystery

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    This is the bane of my existence! :(
     
  16. Dee67

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    shake and SQUEEZE? I am unfamiliar with this squeeze move... 'splain please
     
  17. pauldun170

    pauldun170 Diamond Member

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    That is commonly referred to as "masturbating"

    Apparently, some posters in this thread are masturbating in the bathroom and using TP for cleanup.


    I'm not saying that there is anything wrong with that but come on people....enough with deceptive thread titles.

    Had I know this was a beatoff thread I would have worn more comfortable clothes.
     
  18. KIAman

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    No. After I'm done, I'll give it a good tug and squeeze and it leaves my underwear dry. The key is to squeeze from the very base to the very top. I usually get an aditional spray from that.
     
  19. Saint Nick

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    I just swing my stuff wildly in circles to get it all out.
     
  20. Red Storm

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    I'm not a fan of getting urine on my clothes, and I like being clean so of course I wipe.
     
  21. Muse

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    Patience goes a long way.

    So can your pee when you really have to go.
     
    #21 Muse, Jan 15, 2013
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  23. Muse

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    You'all milk a lot of cows?
     
  24. Muse

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    ...and wipe your nose on a skirt.
     
  25. HURRIC4NE

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    wiping? what are you? A WOMAN? come on brah, the good ol'shake and stir does the trick. just make sure you wash your hands carefully.