for our NZ friends

[Ika]

http://www.amazon.com/Loftus-Novelty...0491522&sr=8-2

in case you guys ever get lonely in the absence of REAL Ovis aries.

 

[theflyingpig]

I can tell you've never been down to New Zealand, because if you did, then you'd know that those are given out as part of the sex education programs in school. You can't just go and fuck a sheep. You have to be trained. Everyone knows this.

 

[Squisher]

This might solve the pervasive closed head injuries all NZers seem to suffer from due to reluctant "partners".

 

[KMFJD]

I can tell you've never been down to New Zealand, because if you did, then you'd know that those are given out as part of the sex education programs in school. You can't just go and fuck a sheep. You have to be trained. Everyone knows this.

that's gold

 

[dud]

OP, you should have considered waiting until Gayner gets unbanned ... and Godless gets in from his photoshoot.

 

[Drako]

This one is better - made with durable Space age vinyl!

http://www.muttonbone.com/inflatable-sheep-specs/

 

[SolMiester]

I cant believe this bit....

Product Description
This cheeky inflatable sheep is a stag party classic - waterproof and washable in case you get up to anything really naughty! Ready for action in minutes.

Seriously, what kind of sicko buys this crap.....for this!!....

 

[BoomerD]

 

[DaTT]

Isn't that Gayner with GA dressed up as a sheep?

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

I get plenty of action already, thank you very much.

 

[BoomerD]

I get plenty of action already, thank you very much.

Mr. Pedantic owns (or herds) a large flock of sheep.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Mr. Pedantic owns (or herds) a large flock of sheep.

It turns you on, doesn't it? The thought of me rogering a prize-winning sheep.

Nah, I live in a city. So all the action is from (human) women. Bummer...