For my next witness, I would like to call the bird to the stand.

[gittyup]

-- A Chinese woman has launched divorce proceedings against her husband after the family's pet mynah bird reportedly spilled the beans on his marital indiscretions.

She said words such as "divorce", "I love you", and "be patient" had become an increasingly frequent feature of the feathered telltale's idle twitterings.

Now, that would be funny. The damn bird testifying. :Q

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[Spook]

Well, I think its funny.... I'll give it a bump...

 

[IJump]

People are strange.