Some good rules we older gents can pass on to you younger gents. We know you won't listen, but you can't say we didn't tell you so! Apologies for not being able to quote all the authors properly. Feel free to add others or augment my quotes.
1. No matter how beautiful she is, remember, there is at least ONE person who is tired of putting up with her crap!
2. The higher up the scale she is the larger the alimony check.
3. Make sure you meet her mother before you decide!
4. Beauty is only skin deep, but bitchy is all the way to the bone.
5. The harder you squeeze, the more they slip through you fingers. (Paraphrased, courtesy of Princess Leia Episode 4, and yes, it applies here also!)
6. Remember to ask yourself "Is that who I really want raising my kids"!
7. You are NOT going to change her.
8. If she cheated on her last boyfriend with you, don't think you are immune to the same
treatment!
9. One mistake can always be forgiven, after that it is time to man the lifeboats.
10. Your job is to love her, her job is to honor you. Don't forget it!
1. No matter how beautiful she is, remember, there is at least ONE person who is tired of putting up with her crap!
2. The higher up the scale she is the larger the alimony check.
3. Make sure you meet her mother before you decide!
4. Beauty is only skin deep, but bitchy is all the way to the bone.
5. The harder you squeeze, the more they slip through you fingers. (Paraphrased, courtesy of Princess Leia Episode 4, and yes, it applies here also!)
6. Remember to ask yourself "Is that who I really want raising my kids"!
7. You are NOT going to change her.
8. If she cheated on her last boyfriend with you, don't think you are immune to the same
treatment!
9. One mistake can always be forgiven, after that it is time to man the lifeboats.
10. Your job is to love her, her job is to honor you. Don't forget it!
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