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[quakefiend420]

<_kr4m3r> so many fvcking criminals, its bullsh1t
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"

:laugh:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

10/10

 

[SupaDupaCheez]

:thumbsup:

 

[suse920]

10/:beer:

 

[Juice Box]

roffles....

 

[Ricemarine]

lmfao

 

[quakefiend420]

one more

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

 

[vi edit]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
one more

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

LOL! :laugh:

 

[vshah]

:beer: 😀

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
one more

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

LOL! :laugh:

10/10

 

[Mrvile]

HAHAHA :laugh:

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Ricemarine

Originally posted by: vi_edit

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
one more

<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

LOL! :laugh:

10/10

I find that one hilarious..what i don't get...is what was the sister doing masterbating in the guy's room?

 

[SynthDude2001]

:laugh:

 

[Kadarin]

:thumbsup: for this thread

 

[Anubis]

my fave
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

 

[Rock Hydra]

LOLLERCOASTER!

 

[quakefiend420]

<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. 🙁

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: Anubis
my fave
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

ROFLCOPTER

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Anubis
my fave
<ckx> women ask for it
<ckx> they act all old and mature
<ckx> and then you stick your cock up their ass
<ckx> and they get all bitchy
<ckx> "I"M ONLY 13, I'M ONLY 13!!!"

AAHHHAHAHA

 

[quakefiend420]

<HouseCookie> What the hell is kwanzaa?
<Tyler> File-sharing for African-Americans.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. 🙁

Classic.

 

[Aharami]

these have been in my AIM profile for a while..

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fvuken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally

 

[imported_Lucifer]

I must be the only one that doesn't find anything from bash.org funny at all.

 

[quakefiend420]

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

oh that's hilaroius.