For Christmas to exist, Santa Claus must exist.

[SSSnail]

I've even seen pictures, videos AND the dude is at malls everywhere. He has magical powers that seem to be everywhere at once.

If Santa doesn't exist? How do you explain the presents you'll be getting, and the presents you got in the past, HUH?

I believe! :awe:




4/10 but it needs to be locked


esquared
Anandtech Forum Director

 

[zerocool84]

The Chupacabra leaves my presents.

 

[techs]

A jolly old fat man who brings little kids gives gifts and likes it when they sit on his lap?

This will not end well.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Santa Claus is kinda scary when you think about it. Some big bearded man stalking kids all year that breaks into your house on Christmas to leave stuff behind and eat some of your food, and the kids are a little too happy the next morning.

 

[bigrash]

Santa Claus is real you guys. All you guys are on his naughty list.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

He has to be real, how else would he have an email address?

http://www.santaclaus.com/email-santa-claus.php

 

[GagHalfrunt]

For this response to exist I must exist. Unless it was done by a computer simulation of God. Or Santa Claus.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Wrapping for presents is so complicated that it must be the result of Intelligent Design.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

 

[reallyscrued]

6/10

 

[dud]

Only in ATOT ...

Me thinks the OP has been naughty this year.

 

[Baked]

Winner! /thread

 

[waggy]

speaking of santa..

Santa Samsung GAlaxy commercial

LOL

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Pretty smart for a freshman. I wish to subscribe to her newsletter.

 

[Pray To Jesus]

Fat ugly bitch.

 

[waggy]

Fat ugly bitch.

really?

what a great representative of your religion you. you are a sad sick bitter fool.

 

[Ruptga]

Fat ugly bitch.

The fact that you have not been permabanned is truly compelling proof that there are no gods. And it makes me wonder about the mods...

Oops, spoke too soon, it looks like a certain thead has been locked.

 

[PowerEngineer]

Fat ugly bitch.

Now, now... Youy started this (again).

Maybe she's just reporting what god told her too.