For all you NEW drivers out there

[BoomerD]

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

Spoiler

Get your drunk-ass off the merry-go-round.

 

[CurseTheSky]

I lol'd.

 

[Numenorean]

I doubt that a horse would be able to go 80MPH. Or a zebra.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Lol, this thread is a win.

 

[Schfifty Five]

I lol'd.

I on the other hand, did not.

 

[mb]

I lol'd.

Dammit, I did too

 

[dank69]

Almost as old as the OP.

 

[eldorado99]

Lulz.

 

[lozina]

You forgot the part about passing the same snot nosed kid every 15 seconds making stupid faces at you

 

[JTsyo]

I doubt that a horse would be able to go 80MPH. Or a zebra.

I see you missed the punchline. mouse over the

Spoiler

black

part

 

[skyking]

Nice one

 

[AstroManLuca]

I LSTM'd (laughed silently to myself).

 

[Numenorean]

I see you missed the punchline. mouse over the

Spoiler

black

part

I didn't miss anything.

 

[AstroManLuca]

I didn't miss anything.

Except the short bus.

 

[QueBert]

I see you missed the punchline. mouse over the

Spoiler

black

part

Punchlines are a part of a joke.

 

[zinfamous]

Except the short bus.

zing!

 

[spidey07]

I chortled. Which is a snort with a chuckle.

 

[SunnyD]

Except the short bus.

See, now THAT was funny.

 

[SandEagle]

I on the other hand, did not.

What a coincidence. Neither did i

 

[darkxshade]

I'm sorry but I'd be driving the fire engine

 

[irishScott]

Chuckled. Would be a mild lol if I wasn't the library. 7/10

 

[Numenorean]

Punchlines are a part of a joke.

Yeah maybe the OP could edit the post and put in a joke. He can keep the punchline as it is.

 

[bfdd]

lol i was like "wtf kind of shit is this?" until i peaked lol.

 

[lxskllr]

:^D

Short, sweet, and funny. Quality joke.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I see you missed the punchline. mouse over the

Spoiler

savage

part

ftfy