For all the guys that hate Valentine day

Anubis

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here you go, show this to your woman

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret. Guys really don't enjoy this That much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret--guys feel left out. That's right, left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it. This is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". It?s Simple, effective and self-explanatory. This holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town. The name of the holiday explains it all. Just a steak and a blowjob. That's it.

Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine. The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word and help bring love and peace to this crazy world

 

SP33Demon

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LoL. But what if you get that anytime you want, and at least once a week (steak and bj)?
 

Ikonomi

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You could always move to Japan. Valentine's Day in Japan is nothing more than an occassion for girls to give guys chocolates. It's customary to give all the guys in one's office, for example, obligatory chocolate candy. (I think the word is "giri?")

Of course, the marketing geniuses for candy companies over there also cooked up White Day, where guys give girls marshmallows.
 

Gyrene

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Well, as I have previously stated in other threads, my girlfriend and I don't celebrate Valentine's Day, we created our own holiday where we celebrate sex and beer, not unlike your Steak and Blowjob Day. Just with beer....and sex. :D
 

anxi80

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i like this idea. march 20th, a a little under a week after st. patricks...good...2 drinking holidays in a 1 week span, i like the sound of that.