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Abe Froman

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For all you single ladies out there, do not despair! According to the this morning's news, there are thousands of single men in all over America, many stay out past midnight. Known as ATOT'ers, almost all of them are virgins!! Just think, you can mold your very own man out of someone who has never kissed a girl but has mastered the art of j3rking off in a Wookie costume! Into kinky $ex? Role play is their bread and butter! Just dress in all white and put some funky buns on the side of your head and you'll have them eating out of your hands! Worried you won't be able to please these saber-toting gentlemen? Fear not! Disappointed twice before, these ATOT'ers waited in line for hours at midnight for a third disappointing experience! Just imagine, regardless of how poorly YOU perform, THEY will always come back for more. It's a single lady's dream!!!

But please, use protection. The last thing we need on our particular planet is more fvcking stormtroopers.

On another note, the film was far from disappointing...it might even make up for all of the disappointment of I and II
 
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Originally posted by: Abe Froman
For all you single ladies out there, do not despair! According to the this morning's news, there are thousands of single men in all over America, many stay out past midnight. Known as ATOT'ers, almost all of them are virgins!! Just think, you can mold your very own man out of someone who has never kissed a girl but has mastered the art of j3rking off in a Wookie costume! Into kinky $ex? Role play is their bread and butter! Just dress in all white and put some funky buns on the side of your head and you'll have them eating out of your hands! Worried you won't be able to please these saber-toting gentlemen? Fear not! Disappointed twice before, these ATOT'ers waited in line for hours at midnight for a third disappointing experience! Just imagine, regardless of how poorly YOU perform, THEY will always come back for more. It's a single lady's dream!!!

But please, use protection. The last thing we need on our particular planet is more fvcking stormtroopers.

On another note, the film was far from disappointing...it might even make up for all of the disappointment of I and II

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Originally posted by: Abe Froman
For all you single ladies out there, do not despair! According to the this morning's news, there are thousands of single men in all over America, many stay out past midnight. Known as ATOT'ers, almost all of them are virgins!! Just think, you can mold your very own man out of someone who has never kissed a girl but has mastered the art of j3rking off in a Wookie costume! Into kinky $ex? Role play is their bread and butter! Just dress in all white and put some funky buns on the side of your head and you'll have them eating out of your hands! Worried you won't be able to please these saber-toting gentlemen? Fear not! Disappointed twice before, these ATOT'ers waited in line for hours at midnight for a third disappointing experience! Just imagine, regardless of how poorly YOU perform, THEY will always come back for more. It's a single lady's dream!!!

But please, use protection. The last thing we need on our particular planet is more fvcking stormtroopers.

On another note, the film was far from disappointing...it might even make up for all of the disappointment of I and II


http://gwally.com/avatars/images/storm_trooper_hump.gif
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:roll:
 
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A little "Off Topic" for the thread, but the OP's post matched up so well with That 70's show last night. Donna dressed up as Lea and Foreman was a stormtrooper for some kinky lovin' before he left for Africa :laugh:. Eric Foreman would definitely be an ATOT'er had it been around. If you missed the episode I suggest watching it whenever it reruns (unless you have another way to see it), it's hilarious.
 
Abe Froman

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Originally posted by: Gravity
The purpose of this post is.......??
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There is no real purpose...if it had true purpose it would be in P&N...No one forced you to open it...
 
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Originally posted by: Lola
dear lord i am glad i am getting married!
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I'm glad I am married! Mind you it is to an ATOTer's brother....hopefully the genes are'nt too strong!! ;) :)
 
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Originally posted by: Abe Froman
Originally posted by: Nitemare
So what are you saying?
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Just making sure that the ladies out there know about all of the eligible bachelors
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Yeah bachelors that will never know how to please a woman. :)
 
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