For $1 million, would you...

[iroast]

Most definitely. I can just carry a spear and a spiked club, climb up a pole/tree and sit up there. If they try to climb up, jab, jab, jab.

 

[acemcmac]

Absolutley. I'll just get a chainsaw from a department store..........

 

[rudder]

If the lions just ate... yes.
If the lions are starving...no

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: 3cho

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: 3cho
the elevator idea so far is the best. chilling in the shaft, but how many elevators have removable ceiling panels that you can get out of?

You still have access to the hardware store

a philips-head screwdriver wont do you any good. lions are way too fast.

Uh, circular saw anyone? Also, just get a decent weapon (chain saw, anything sharp on the end of a stick). The elevator entrance is a bottle neck, easy to defend while you work.

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
Anyone who thought of hiding in the elevators; won't work. In the OP, it states that the mall has no doors. Elevator - doors = fish in a barrel.

The idea is that you find the escape hatch (which the lions can't fit through), and hang out in the shaft at the top floor. (And break the control panal so the lions can't push buttons)

 

[OrganizedChaos]

stops elevator between two floors and takes a nap.

even without doors the lion won't be able to fit.

 

[theknight571]

If they were Detroit Lions... cause then I'm guaranteed a win. LOL

 

[yowolabi]

What makes people think the lions won't spawn in front of them before they reach the elevator/climbing spot?

I can't spend a million dollars when i'm dead, so it's a no go.

 

[uhohs]

Originally posted by: 3cho
the elevator idea so far is the best. chilling in the shaft, but how many elevators have removable ceiling panels that you can get out of?

how many lions know how to press elevator buttons?

 

[latino666]

Originally posted by: theknight571
If they were Detroit Lions... cause then I'm guaranteed a win. LOL

OUCH!!!


I would do it. You would just have to make sure to take out a couple first. If they get in a pack you are pretty much boned.

EDIT: Also I would try to make a body shield of sharp objects. Something like the Pinhead's head but just all over my body with bigger sharper things.

 

[randomlinh]

Originally posted by: latino666
EDIT: Also I would try to make a body shield of sharp objects. Something like the Pinhead's head but just all over my body with bigger sharper things.

and when you finally finished making it, a lion would maul you from behind

 

[b0mbrman]

Originally posted by: jimbob200521
Spend a night (8 hours) in a large mall with 10 lions.

You start in the most central point of the mall, and the lions are instantly randomly "spawned" at 10 random locations in the mall..

There are no doors of any sort in this mall. Not even cupboard doors, so you can't lock yourself away.

These aren't the sort of lions you can make your friend by throwing them a piece of meat from the butchers.

On the 8th hour, lions instantly dissapear and you get the $1M.


HOLDUP!!!
You have no guns/crossbows!



You can use knives, baseball bats. Whatever, no firearms. You're alone in a locked up mall.

Remember, 10 fully grown female (more deadly than the males) WILD lions, who want to MESS YOU UP!

They want to mess me up more than a normal lion would?

 

[lyssword]

this is pretty risky, I would guess only 5% of ppl would survive. no thx

 

[dquan97]

sure, why not. I'd hide in the drop ceilings

 

[oogabooga]

if by hungry lions you mean horny coeds from a local college i'd have to think about it but i'm sure i could bring myself to accept the challenge.

however if by hungy lions, you meant hungry lions - i'm thinking my chances of survival would be pretty low. So i'll have to decline.

 

[yuchai]

No. Even if you start off in the safest spot of the mall you can still get telefragged.

 

[swtethan]

most central point of a mall is usually the ice skating rink!!!!

weeeeeee

 

[Jeeebus]

with 10 lions spawning randomly in any average size mall (I'm not talking Mall of America here), I'd say there's way over a 75% chance that a lion would spawn within 50 yards of where you're standing. Assuming a lion running speed of 37mph (see wikipedia), that means a hungry lion on top of you in three seconds.

By the time you even think "Maybe i should hide in the ele..." you're dead.

 

[manlymatt83]

I would

 

[lyssword]

I'd do it if I was there for only 1 minute. They might be able to stitch me up (in case the lions attack during that time) if I'm delivered to a hospital quickly enough

 

[anxi80]

i would do it because with a million dollars i would invest half of it in glorious mutual funds and take the other half over to my friend asadulah who works in securities...

 

[FoBoT]

do the lions get those aimbot thingys? where they can shoot through the walls?

 

[Turin39789]

Would I do this with the mythical only hungry for human lions at this mythical no door mall. When he changes the rules everytime someone comes up with a solution? No

But I'd come by the next day and steal from all the doorless insecure stores and sit in the doorless Victoria's Secret.

FTW

 

[Vegitto]

In a heartbeat.

 

[ViviTheMage]

Originally posted by: Xyo II
Hell yes. Now that would be an adventure :thumbsup:

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