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Nik

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A foot is a foot. If you're trying to poll between imperial and metric, your poll fails.
 

Fritzo

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The foot is one of my favorite parts of the body because toes are cool.

Well, some toes. Those nasty ones with dirt and long yellow nails, those are bad bad feet and should be hidden from society.

I like my feet because they're exactly 12". So my foot = 1 foot. Now I have three body parts I can use for a ruler.
 

JJ650

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
The foot is one of my favorite parts of the body because toes are cool.

Well, some toes. Those nasty ones with dirt and long yellow nails, those are bad bad feet and should be hidden from society.

I like my feet because they're exactly 12". So my foot = 1 foot. Now I have three body parts I can use for a ruler.

Good thing the 3rd part is 1/12 the size of the others. Makes approximation so much easier!
 

Nik

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Originally posted by: LS21
Originally posted by: Nik
A foot is a foot. If you're trying to poll between imperial and metric, your poll fails.

tell that to a cartographer

Hey man, what you do with other men behind closed doors is your business. We don't want to hear about it.
 

nerp

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
The foot is one of my favorite parts of the body because toes are cool.

Well, some toes. Those nasty ones with dirt and long yellow nails, those are bad bad feet and should be hidden from society.

I like my feet because they're exactly 12". So my foot = 1 foot. Now I have three body parts I can use for a ruler.

Foot, nose and earlobes. Got it.
 

Nik

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Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Fritzo
The foot is one of my favorite parts of the body because toes are cool.

Well, some toes. Those nasty ones with dirt and long yellow nails, those are bad bad feet and should be hidden from society.

I like my feet because they're exactly 12". So my foot = 1 foot. Now I have three body parts I can use for a ruler.

Foot, nose and anal diameter. Got it.

fixed.
 

nerp

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Fritzo
The foot is one of my favorite parts of the body because toes are cool.

Well, some toes. Those nasty ones with dirt and long yellow nails, those are bad bad feet and should be hidden from society.

I like my feet because they're exactly 12". So my foot = 1 foot. Now I have three body parts I can use for a ruler.

Foot, nose and anal diameter. Got it.

fixed.

Dude. I DID NOT buttfuck this guy. Sheehs.
 

Fritzo

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Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Fritzo
The foot is one of my favorite parts of the body because toes are cool.

Well, some toes. Those nasty ones with dirt and long yellow nails, those are bad bad feet and should be hidden from society.

I like my feet because they're exactly 12". So my foot = 1 foot. Now I have three body parts I can use for a ruler.

Foot, nose and anal diameter. Got it.

fixed.

Dude. I DID NOT buttfuck this guy. Sheehs.

DID SO!

Now when I fart all I hear is "WWWWHOOOOOOOOOWWWWW""""
 

nerp

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Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Fritzo
The foot is one of my favorite parts of the body because toes are cool.

Well, some toes. Those nasty ones with dirt and long yellow nails, those are bad bad feet and should be hidden from society.

I like my feet because they're exactly 12". So my foot = 1 foot. Now I have three body parts I can use for a ruler.

Foot, nose and anal diameter. Got it.

fixed.

Dude. I DID NOT buttfuck this guy. Sheehs.

DID SO!

Now when I fart all I hear is "WWWWHOOOOOOOOOWWWWW""""

Ok, I'll admit to this, just becase you just confirmed my penis is 12" in diameter.

 

Fritzo

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Jan 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: nerp
Originally posted by: Fritzo
The foot is one of my favorite parts of the body because toes are cool.

Well, some toes. Those nasty ones with dirt and long yellow nails, those are bad bad feet and should be hidden from society.

I like my feet because they're exactly 12". So my foot = 1 foot. Now I have three body parts I can use for a ruler.

Foot, nose and anal diameter. Got it.

fixed.

Dude. I DID NOT buttfuck this guy. Sheehs.

DID SO!

Now when I fart all I hear is "WWWWHOOOOOOOOOWWWWW""""

Ok, I'll admit to this, just becase you just confirmed my penis is 12" in diameter.

It tastes like crap too.