Fooseball is the devil.

nitsuj3580

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Major League 2

when the catcher who can't throw back to the pitcher says, "Women, can't live without 'em and they can't pee standing up"

not really a favorite quote but i cracked up when i heard it.
 

Ynog

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Bull Durham

God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!
He did know.
How?
I told him.
 

yruffostsif

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Originally posted by: Ynog
Bull Durham

God, that sucker teed off on that like he knew I was gonna throw a fastball!
He did know.
How?
I told him.

You have fungus on your shower shoes.
 

ohtwell

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Oh hell! After what you put her through it's a wonder she didn't quit the sausage and become a vaginatarian.


: ) Amanda
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: ohtwell
Oh hell! After what you put her through it's a wonder she didn't quit the sausage and become a vaginatarian.


: ) Amanda
Bwhahahaah

 

Badges ?
Badges ?

We don't need no stink'in badges !

It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago
We have a half a tank of gas
A full pack of cigarettes
It's dark and we are wearing sunglasses

HIT IT !


Here's Johhny !!!!!


They FVCK you at the drive through
They FVCK you at the drive through
They know you are going to be ten miles away........................


 

anxi80

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Originally posted by: Queasy
"What's a nubian?"
HOOPER X: GENTRIFICATION! they're gonna drive out the black element, to make the galaxy quote unquote "safe" for white folks! and jedi's the most insulting installment, because vader's beautiful black visage is SULLIED when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty old white man! they're trying to tell us, that deep inside, WE ALL WANTS TO BE WHITE!

BANKY: ...well isnt that true?
 

IcePhoenix

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Supertroopers

<Cop> pull over
<Stoner> We're pulled over! We can't pull over any farther!

You know what I smell? FEAR

Littering and.....littering and....SMOKIN THE REEFER.
 

Pretty much anything that the seargent said on Full Metal Jacket, I would post some, but i don't want to be banned.
 

Feldenak

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Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 411 Positrac outback, 750 double pumper Edelbrock intakes, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some fvckin' muscle.


Dear Mr. Vernon: We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us: in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basket case, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.