Foods that aid in constipation?

[johnjohn320]

Maybe TMI, sorry. But hey, if I can't ask here, where can I?

Normally bananas are a sure fire thing if you want ease constipation. But I'm all out. Any other foods you guys know of with similar effects?

 

[indamixx99]

Prune Juice baby... :thumbsup:

 

[KLin]

Whole milk :thumbsup:

 

[everman]

Lots of fiber.

 

[sixone]

Orange juice will work, but you have to drink 3-4 glasses.

 

[Flyback]

Very strong black coffee gives me the runs within an hour. Give it a shot

 

[Beev]

Just eat/drink something expired. You'll get food poisoning, but you'll sure as hell be able to poop

 

[Kaervak]

Strawberry leaf tea, seriously.

 

[Kalvin00]

taco bell?

 

[KillerCharlie]

exlax brownies?

 

[Jeff7]

Craplin' Oat Bran

Better known as Cracklin' Oat Bran. But they could change the name to get the point across.

I'd just love something that'd take care of the constipation by NOT creating a huge gas reserve to forcibly blast everything out. A slightly, perhaps "tamer" solution would be nice.
Damn primitive inefficient digestive system.

 

[imported_Lothar]

Oatmeal, Bran, Prune Juice, and anything else with lots of fiber.

 

[mobobuff]

Frosted mini-wheats, oh man.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: indamixx99
Prune Juice baby... :thumbsup:

a warrior's drink!

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: indamixx99
Prune Juice baby... :thumbsup:

a warrior's drink!

Lt. Cmdr. Worf's drink of choice.

"Thank you for the sentiment, Commander, but I'm only going to use the toilet. Somehow k'plah! doesn't seem quite fitting."


That's all that came into my head for some reason - someone going to use the bathroom, and Worf shouting "K'Plah!" after the person.

 

[everman]

nobody has mentioned Colonblow yet.

 

[irishScott]

Popcorn. Eat 2-3 bags a day, it will be gone in 4 days tops. Lots of fiber in that stuff.

Worked for me. On the 4th day I literally felt the clog dislodge and come out. Sounds disgusting but felt damn good at the time.

 

[RKS]

I thought bananas actually caused constipation.

 

[thomsbrain]

metamusil is specifically designed for it.

it's also pretty gross.

 

[doze]

A huge bowl of salad

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: KillerCharlie
exlax brownies?

Ohh man I was so close in making those until someone found my exlax and dumped them down the drain...

lame...

 

[Shortcut]

oatmeal...weetabix...metamucil

 

[I Saw OJ]

Wouldnt something that aids in constipation block you up and not give you the runs?

 

[dbk]

Ruffage

 

[johnjohn320]

I think some people misunderstood. I want to get RID of constipation.