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Flowers and Candy

Power tools. 😀 Power tools already "undressed" from their packaging, and lying seductively on the bed with flannel sheets, surrounding the area for him to lie down, their batteries fully charged and ready to go. Sawdust sprinkled on the bed. The dulcet tones of a construction site playing in the background.
 
i'd much rather get something i could use for an extended period of time...now is the best time for those Lexus commercials with the huge bow on the car...it can just be a pink bow this time...
 
It is all in the personality of the reciever. Also, it makes a difference of the thought that goes into the gift.
For example, if the giver is looking for a specific type of candy that the person geting the gift loves and picks out flowers they know are their favorite, its better than just picking the first piece of jewerlry or watch they see.
 
Don't forget a CARD.
I don't know what it is but some women I have dated found the card to be incredibly important. You could buy them a freakin' house but if it didn't come with a card then it just wasn't good enough.
 
Originally posted by: Chryso
Don't forget a CARD.
I don't know what it is but some women I have dated found the card to be incredibly important. You could buy them a freakin' house but if it didn't come with a card then it just wasn't good enough.
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Amen.

 
Originally posted by: dainthomas
Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Originally posted by: meltdown75
Dick in a box.
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It would be hard to get a box that big on such short notice.
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have you tried U-haul?
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No let me call. BRB

Uhaul has 1 5' x 10' Trailer I might be able to use.
I doubt they would appreciate me cutting a hole in that trailer to put my junk in that trailer.
 
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: Lord Evermore
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Lord Evermore
Men don't give men flowers or candy.
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Incorrect. Sorry, better luck next time.
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Wow, you didn't kill yourself! And I said MEN. :-D
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Surely gay men give their significant others flowers and/or candy.
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When did gay mean you were a woman?
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Male homosexual != woman

There are plenty of gay men that enjoy receiving presents such as that, though. Heck, I know several straight men that occasionally get flowers at work from their respective wife.
 
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
Originally posted by: Leros
Originally posted by: Lord Evermore
Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Originally posted by: Lord Evermore
Men don't give men flowers or candy.
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Incorrect. Sorry, better luck next time.
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Wow, you didn't kill yourself! And I said MEN. :-D
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Surely gay men give their significant others flowers and/or candy.
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When did gay mean you were a woman?
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Male homosexual != woman

There are plenty of gay men that enjoy receiving presents such as that, though. Heck, I know several straight men that occasionally get flowers at work from their respective wife.
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im in over my head im going to slowly bakc out of this thread. carry on.
 
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