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[dogberry]

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

 

[purplehayes]

Thank you! That book is a beacon of hope in these troubled times.

PH

 

[Czar]

 

[Chef0083]

hehehe...

 

[dogberry]

"London, 8th November 2000..

To the citizens of the United States of America,

Following your failure to elect a President of the USA to govern yourselves and, by extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply with the following acts:

1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
4. Declare war on Quebec

Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Thank you for your cooperation and...have a nice day!"

 

[AndrewR]

The only thing worse than the Democraps, would be the Labour Party.

 

[thebestMAX]

Was going to call you "dingleberry" but then I saw you were on our side.

 

[somethingwitty]

<< 4. Declare war on Quebec >>



can we do that anyway?