Floridians Unite!!! Time to Crush California!!! - State Combat Thread :P

[Red Dawn]

<< That would explain your hatred for Oregon however...if I had an ex-wife, I'd avoid the state she lives in, too. >>

I hate neither Oregon or my Ex Wife.

 

[Urinal Mint]

<< I hate neither Oregon or my Ex Wife. >>


And I'll bet she loves those alimony checks

 

[Red Dawn]

<< A truce was called, but to this day John Deer continues to receive an unusual amount of order for combines. >>

Unfortunately with the Kennedy's hung for annoyance all of Iowa's Government Farm Subsidies dried up and when faced with actually having to work the Iowan's all moved to Canaduh rendering Iowa a virtual Ghost State.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< And I'll bet she loves those alimony checks >>

She inherited about $2,000,000.00 from her mother 2 years after we divorced.

 

[goshdarnindie]

Those darn Kennedy's, always one step ahead :|

 

[Rio Rebel]

<< Floriduh has the the Pro Sports Teams Buccaneers, Dolphins, Magic,Heat, Marlins and Devil Rays. California has the Pro Sports Teams Warriors, Kings, Lakers, Clippers,Giants, A's, Angels, Padres, the Scumbag Dodgers, Forty Niners,Chargers, the Oakland Traitors err Raiders, USC Trojans and UCLA Bruins. Despite California having the Traitors and the Scumbag Dodgers, advantage California. >>



Florida has the Florida State Seminoles, Florida Gators, and Miami Hurricanes. California has people that would actually leave these three out in a discussion of college football, yet mention UCLA and USC.

Advantage: Florida.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< California has people that would actually leave these three out in a discussion of college football, yet mention UCLA and USC. >>

We were talking about Pro Teams. It was a joke Rio but I guess it went over your head

 

[raven82]

the both suck. missouri rules!










<< missouri rules! >>

^--not really

 

[Rio Rebel]

Yeah, I thought about that after I posted it, Red.

Most people don't think of USC or UCLA being particularly dishonest, though, so it didn't really occur to me you were taking a potshot at them. Besides, Florida has Free Shoes University, The Gators coming off probation within the last 12 years, and Miami paying players for big plays. So they probably deserve the &quot;pro&quot; label more than Southern Cal or UCLA.

Hey it could be worse for them - Alabama just got caught cheating AND went 3-8 last year. How bad a coach can you be? lol...now crying...now laughing again...

 

[Jothaxe]

Florida has Florida Tech, California has Caltech. I will let you do the math

 

[Moonbeam]

California has Red. End of story.

 

[Rio Rebel]

I'm not sure what that means.

California will win, because Red's &quot;scorched earth&quot; flaming?

Or California will lose, because of the dissention caused by Red's &quot;scorched earth&quot; flaming?

 

[Dually]

<< Florida has Disney Land, ofcorse they win >>



Um they have Diseny World and California has Disney Land.

Also remember Florida is the sister state of Michigan, declare war on one, you declare war on the other. Also Michigan has the best trained national guard and all other national guards come to train here.

/ignore miss spellings

 

[loosliptcomptrola]

Hey dumbass, Cali has DisneyLand too. And I don't care how big yours is. It just shows how boring and lame your state is. West-Side

 

[Linflas]

I think there was a major tactical error on the part of Massachusettes in counting on Arnold. He was busy defending California since he and Maria are residents of that state. While Ted was busy er ahh er ahh er ahh explaining why Arnie was not available Iowa carried the day.

 

[GhettoFob]

California wins because Florida is America's wang. Cali love~

 

[ISAslot]

<< California wins because Florida is America's wang. Cali love~ >>



If Florida is the wang, then Cali. must be the a$$.

 

[GhettoFob]

<< If Florida is the wang, then Cali. must be the a$$. >>



hmm, never thought of it that way

 

[b0mbrman]

Nobody cares about Florida. Nobody

 

[Tiger]

<< Unfortunately with the Kennedy's hung for annoyance all of Iowa's Government Farm Subsidies dried up and when faced with actually having to work the Iowan's all moved to Canaduh rendering Iowa a virtual Ghost State. >>



BWHAHAHAHA!! Follow me around for a day Red and we'll see who's used to working. You'd be sucking on your chi-chi bottled water within 30 minutes.

As for the invasion by Massachusettes, they'd be thrown back across the Mississippi in short order.

1. Thanks to their gun laws nobody there knows how to fire one.

2. Mass confusion at the river bridges because nobody from Massachusettes knows what to do on a highway that isn't a toll road.

3. No good time for the pansy Massachusettes army to invade.

• (a) Spring, They'd get their city boy asses run down by all of the large equipment on the road.

• (b) Summer, heat and humidity are oppressive. The city boys would be looking to run back to the Birkshires for some R+R.

• (c) Fall, harvest time. Even bigger machinery on the roads most of them heavily armed for deer season.

• (d) Winter, Does Napolean's retreat from Moscow ring a bell?

 

[Red Dawn]

<< If Florida is the wang, >>

Then it needs some Viagra

Actually Texas is the ass and Lousianna is the tain't

 

[virtuamike]

California has the Golden State Warriors. All we need to do is fly the team to Florida. The great depression and ensuing mass suicides that result from watching them play will rid us of all Floridians.

 

[Red Dawn]

<< California has the Golden State Warriors >>

Look in the Dictionary for the definition of &quot;Suck&quot; and it will say &quot;See Golden State Warriors&quot;