Florida woman selling her positive pregnancy tests and urine to pay for college ($200 a day)

[Svnla]

She said she makes "$200 in a day off something I have to do no matter what."

Gotta earn the money when the oven is still hot, eh?

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2016/12...nancy-tests-to-pay-for-college/9521482161744/

 

[Ns1]

Entrepreneurial genius.

 

[BoomerD]

For years, there was at least one guy on the jobsite who sold clean piss for drug testing.

 

[Exterous]

Unfortunately its not a new idea

 

[SKORPI0]

So this "product" is to be used against an uninterested Boy Friend to marry her since she is pregnant?

 

[BoomerD]

So this "product" is to be used against an uninterested Boy Friend to marry her since she is pregnant?

Or to qualify for welfare.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

So this "product" is to be used against an uninterested Boy Friend to marry her since she is pregnant?

Sure, urine is cheaper than a shotgun.

 

[shortylickens]

So this "product" is to be used against an uninterested Boy Friend to marry her since she is pregnant?

What happens when the baby doesnt arrive?

 

[Jeeebus]

It's like they always say...

when life gives you babies, make baby-ade.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

What happens when the baby doesnt arrive?

 

[darkswordsman17]

Hahaha nice one

 

[BarkingGhostar]

When I was in college (+20 years ago), some girls worked at a strip club outside of town (chain club) to pay for their education. I was pleasantly surprised by this because they probably had a better opportunity than guys did. But now that I think of it I could have been a Chris Farley type of man-ho on campus.

 

[dabuddha]

Hope this bitch gets her ass handed to her in court

 

[wetech]

So as a result of your test being free of opium, I am reinstating you... according to your urine analysis, you're menopausal. you have the metabolism of a sixty-eight year old woman. Oh, and one more thing. You may have osteoporosis.

 

[NutBucket]

Hope this bitch gets her ass handed to her in court

For doing what, exactly? It's the buyer that's looking to do something that's likely illegal.

 

[BoomerD]

So as a result of your test being free of opium, I am reinstating you... according to your urine analysis, you're menopausal. you have the metabolism of a sixty-eight year old woman. Oh, and one more thing. You may have osteoporosis.

And a case of the clap.

 

[dabuddha]

For doing what, exactly? It's the buyer that's looking to do something that's likely illegal.

She's enabling the person to do the wrong thing. There's plenty of blame to go around but I know first hand how fucked up our family court system is.

 

[amdhunter]

I used to read CAD all the time. Is this the type of bullshit the artist is writing about now? Glad I stopped.

 

[madoka]

So this "product" is to be used against an uninterested Boy Friend to marry her since she is pregnant?

"Hey honey, I'm pregnant. Give me $1000 for an abortion."

Then voila: she's just turned $30 into $1000.

 

[Homerboy]

She's enabling the person to do the wrong thing. There's plenty of blame to go around but I know first hand how fucked up our family court system is.

Gun sellers are enabling people then too.
Donut sellers are enabling slowly assisted suicide.

 

[Zeze]

I used to read CAD all the time. Is this the type of bullshit the artist is writing about now? Glad I stopped.

No. This strip and story arc weres
about 7 yrs ago

 

[amdhunter]

No. This strip and story arc weres
about 7 yrs ago

Oh wow. I must have stopped reading much longer than I thought.

 

[dabuddha]

Gun sellers are enabling people then too.
Donut sellers are enabling slowly assisted suicide.

You really can't tell the difference between a gun/donut seller and this douche nugget selling positive pregnancy tests?

 

[darkswordsman17]

Hope this bitch gets her ass handed to her in court

Unless you're talking about the court of public opinion not sure what you think she'd be getting her ass handed to her on?

She's enabling the person to do the wrong thing. There's plenty of blame to go around but I know first hand how fucked up our family court system is.

Oh, well fuck, then we all should be getting our asses handed to us in court then.

 

[Ns1]

You really can't tell the difference between a gun/donut seller and this douche nugget selling positive pregnancy tests?

How are they different with respect to this statement?

She's enabling the person to do the wrong thing.

You either assume that the buyer will do something illegal/wrong, or you don't. And then apply that same logic to the seller of the gun and the seller of a positive birth control test.