Florida Security Guard Documents Farts Online, Gets Fired

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Link: https://news.avclub.com/florida-security-guard-documents-farts-online-for-6-mon-1828577912

Are farts funny? History has long tussled with this question, and it won’t be answered today. However, if farts are or can be funny, then they are certainly funny in the story of “Paul Flart,” a 31-year-old security guard at a Florida hospital who has quietly documented his many, many farts on Instagram for the past six months.

Of course, shortly following the compilation’s Reddit success, Flart got shitcanned, but, in a rare instance of personal-brand livestreaming working out for the better, he filmed the whole thing.

Florida. I've yet to watch the videos cause I'm at work.

 

[highland145]

I've yet to watch the videos cause I'm at work.

It stinks. Rotten tomatoes--7

 

[purbeast0]

LOL the video is pretty fucking hilarious.

 

[clamum]

Hahaha, the guy looks just about exactly as I'd expect him to look after reading the headline too. I definitely appreciate him supporting the stache game but he needs to fill that badboy out a bit.

 

[Thebobo]

He has a talent

 

[Mayne]

rofl.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Hahaha, the guy looks just about exactly as I'd expect him to look after reading the headline too. I definitely appreciate him supporting the stache game but he needs to fill that badboy out a bit.

How exactly do you "fill" a mustache? That's exactly why I don't grow one, but I wasn't aware there was a strategy to it..

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Also, farting is something everyone does.... aside from the fact that obviously he would hold them in - and then release them after recording... I would say who cares?

And yet still - who really cares? All security does is sit on their ass anyways until a fire or crime breaks out in which case they are the first ones out.

 

[purbeast0]

His eye brow raises are the best part.

And 1:09 is the best. He's got a fresh hair cut that is different than the rest and it's just a quick fart, then back to the others.

 

[Thebobo]

yes his timing is very good, maybe he could make a comedy act out of it.

 

[pcgeek11]

I certainly had a good laugh out of it.

And what a dumb ass.

 

[Lanyap]

Florida, LOL.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

So, that's what happened to alkemyst.

 

[zinfamous]

So, that's what happened to alkemyst.

Glorious

 

[Darwin333]

He probably didn't think that it would ever go viral but once his employer saw it he was toast.

 

[Red Squirrel]

That's freaking hilarious. Workplaces now days are so uptight though, he's not harming anyone. As weird as it is, it's not something he should be fired over.

So, that's what happened to alkemyst.

Bro, the best fart I ever documented was your mom's last night. Do you even fart?