Florida rox

Jeeebus

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They hit the nail on the head with the pic for orange juice.

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Natalie's is the best store-bought orange juice out there. We used to buy Simply Orange. Absolutely no comparison.
 

Dirigible

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liberals and fukushima radiation are enough to keep me away from that dump california.im sure they'll brag about there weather though,since they seem to think thats good enough to make up for it

With that combo, we are either going to get the coastal libruls killed off by radiation or nuclear powered mutant ultra libruls rampaging without hope of control.

I dunno which would be more fun..,:hmm:
 

raildogg

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All these "Best" lists and "Top 10" lists are so pathetic and shallow. No meaning whatsoever.

But apparently they are heavily watched/viewed so one cannot blame these websites for making these lists. I view these lists myself :(
 

DrPizza

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So, Florida is awesome now because a woman founded Miami a couple hundred years ago? That list has to be the worst attempt at making a case for being the best state. If I claimed that NY was the best state because we have Buffalo wings, I'd look like an idiot. Everyone else makes them too. But, Florida has key lime pie!
 

MongGrel

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My wife is from Schenectady originally and the taxes are outrageous up there, besides the bad weather.

*shrug*

Frig I was born in Staten Island, but haven't lived there too long, not that that is really relevant I guess.
 

raasco

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I recently made my first trip to Florida in my adult life. It was alright, but mostly because it's cold and snowy where I'm from. MLB spring training is really the only thing worth bragging about IMO.
 
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Is there a list for the most abysmally coded websites on the internet? Because HuffPo would have to be in the top 5.

And it really, really, sucks here in Florida. Ignore any reasons to the contrary. Please don't move here. And if you've moved here recently, please leave. thx.
 

VulgarDisplay

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I hope to move to the Tampa area soon. I don't understand their fascination with Miami. Miami is pretty terrible. Too many people and none of them know how to drive.
 

Anubis

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NO it sucks its too hot its too humid and it rains too often
also hurricanes
dont care
so are many other state, Cali kills Fl on this
meh
ok kinda cool
dont care
NBA still sucks
this is a reason to avoid
no they dont
thats nice
yea every day
meh
meh
i dont like crab
i dont use sunscreen
no it wont
ok i like cubans
and pie
dont care
dont care
i can find arrowheads in my back yard
ok i agree
dont care
 

Raincity

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Vegas is where its at

Land of hookers and blow.
Fine dining, The most Michelin star restaurants
No state tax
cheap housing
Next day shipping from Newegg if your order ships from the city of industry for the price of 3 day shipping.
Party capital of the world.

Keep your money away from the tables and the book and wear a rubber and all will be well and not end up a loser like Nicholas Cage.
 

MongGrel

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I recently made my first trip to Florida in my adult life. It was alright, but mostly because it's cold and snowy where I'm from. MLB spring training is really the only thing worth bragging about IMO.

NO it sucks its too hot its too humid and it rains too often
also hurricanes
dont care
so are many other state, Cali kills Fl on this
meh
ok kinda cool
dont care
NBA still sucks
this is a reason to avoid
no they dont
thats nice
yea every day
meh
meh
i dont like crab
i dont use sunscreen
no it wont
ok i like cubans
and pie
dont care
dont care
i can find arrowheads in my back yard
ok i agree
dont care

Vegas is where its at

Land of hookers and blow.
Fine dining, The most Michelin star restaurants
No state tax
cheap housing
Next day shipping from Newegg if your order ships from the city of industry for the price of 3 day shipping.
Party capital of the world.

Keep your money away from the tables and the book and where a rubber and all will be well and not end up a loser like Nicholas Cage.

No state tax in FL either.

So you're telling me you eat in a Michelin restaurant in the middle of a desert there every nite ?

cheap housing, depending, but still based on Vegas probably cheaper.

Water.

Not that interested in blow and hookers, though probably easy to find if I wanted to.

Arrowheads I care less about too.

Hurricane hasn't hit Tampa Bay in many decades, it's not Miami.

Stone Crab is good.

Wife still has friends come down about every year for spring training and stay with us. We're pretty much in the center of em all, though I'm not much of a baseball fan myself.

*shrug*
 

PhoKingGuy

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No state tax in FL either.

So you're telling me you eat in a Michelin restaurant in the middle of a desert there every nite ?

cheap housing, depending, but still based on Vegas probably cheaper.

Water.

Not that interested in blow and hookers, though probably easy to find if I wanted to.

Arrowheads I care less about too.

Hurricane hasn't hit Tampa Bay in many decades, it's not Miami.

Stone Crab is good.

Wife still has friends come down about every year for spring training and stay with us. We're pretty much in the center of em all, though I'm not much of a baseball fan myself.

*shrug*

I lived in the tampa area for 2 years for grad school before leaving the fuck out of that place never to ever desire to return.

FL is the adopted, retarded red headed stepchild that everyone hates version of CA. Combine douchbags, rednecks, old people, cubans, racist morons, a lack of anything resembling good food, crazy bible belt republicans, shitty weather, bugs and you get FL.

Never going back
 
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I lived in the tampa area for 2 years for grad school before leaving the fuck out of that place never to ever desire to return.

FL is the adopted, retarded red headed stepchild that everyone hates version of CA. Combine douchbags, rednecks, old people, cubans, racist morons, a lack of anything resembling good food, crazy bible belt republicans, shitty weather, bugs and you get FL.

Never going back
It's a bit ironic that you mention Cubans (with readily apparent disdain) and racists in the same sentence. Well, at least there's one less douchebag here. Thanks for leaving and not coming back.
 

MongGrel

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I lived in the tampa area for 2 years for grad school before leaving the fuck out of that place never to ever desire to return.

FL is the adopted, retarded red headed stepchild that everyone hates version of CA. Combine douchbags, rednecks, old people, cubans, racist morons, a lack of anything resembling good food, crazy bible belt republicans, shitty weather, bugs and you get FL.

Never going back
Don't let that door hit ya in the ass.

But I guess it probably didn't.