Florida Man!

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Good to see a mere pandemic can't stop the words "Florida Man" starting a story of weird behavior

Florida man washes ashore after trying to ‘walk’ to New York in bubble device

Reza Baluchi told the coast guard he was headed 1,000 miles north in a running wheel contraption but ended up 30 miles south

www.theguardian.com

 

[IronWing]

Reza? Dang it, I so hoped his name was Bob.

 

[Moonbeam]

Now if he'd just attached that to the back of a riverboat with a 500 horse steam engine.

I have been wondering how many miles per gallon one could get with a 9 horse Yanmar straight shaft engine in a boat something like this: