Florida Man....

[Fanatical Meat]

I was going to put this into off topic but it board lines P&N so Mods if you don't agree move it to Off Topic.

Here's the image:




Don't use your birthday for obvious security reasons.

Below is my result from an important day in my life.

Yes, it’s another case of Florida Man.

This time, Carlos Guillen was arrested for a DUI when he told police he was smoking weed to prepare for the return of Jesus.
It’s like the Bible says regarding the return of Christ, “about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father, so vape it up when you can.”

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

No sense monkeying around.

Florida Man Says He Went 'Bananas,' Shot Out Utility Workers' Tires

A Hialeah man admitted to police he went "bananas" and opened fire on AT&T work trucks in order to stop them from leaving in front of his home.

miami.cbslocal.com

 

[JEDIYoda]

I did the same using an important Holiday -- I got --

Florida man takes epic mugshot after driving naked near school with wires attached to penis

On Halloween night in Boyton Beach, Florida, the police got a call: a naked man was...

www.mysanantonio.com

Must have been drunk as a skunk!!

 

[woolfe9998]

Birthday! Er, uh...

Masturbating Florida man slugs elderly man who asked him to stop

A drunk man who was masturbating in a Florida supermarket’s parking lot slugged an elderly man who told him to cut it out, a report said. The suspect, 39-year-old Kerry Vandergriff, was alleg…

nypost.com

I win!

 

[woolfe9998]

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[JEDIYoda]

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[Amused]

Florida man arrested for botched castration inside Highlands County home

Deputies in Highlands County have arrested a man for attempting to perform a castration inside his home.

www.abcactionnews.com

This takes balls.

 

[Paratus]

I made a post like this awhile back. Can’t remember if it was also here. Anyway here’s mine

you can also google Florida woman for even more Florida antics.



Florida woman attacked elderly parents because they wouldn't take her to Outback Steakhouse: Authorities
Sheriff's deputies found a large glass dining room table flipped over.

 

[shortylickens]

May 18 - The Florida Man Times | The Florida Man Challenge

Florida Man Challenge May 18 It seems love was in the air in Florida today. A Florida man was rushed to the hospital today after he attempted to kiss.. a rattlesnake. The snake, not open to the advance, bit the man on his tongue. His neighbor is quoted as saying “he said he was going [...]

thefloridamantimes.com

 

[IronWing]

Florida man demands less money during bank robbery, deputies say

A 73-year-old Florida man wore a "Make America Great Again" shirt when he took $1,100 from a Wells Fargo on Monday, deputies said.

www.wwnytv.com

 

[MtnMan]

I made a post like this awhile back. Can’t remember if it was also here. Anyway here’s mine

you can also google Florida woman for even more Florida antics.



Florida woman attacked elderly parents because they wouldn't take her to Outback Steakhouse: Authorities
Sheriff's deputies found a large glass dining room table flipped over.

Oh damn, we have the same birthday.

 

[Paratus]

Oh damn, we have the same birthday.

Not necessarily. The story’s overlap by a couple of days.

 

[BUTCH1]

FL man set a mattress on fire to burn house down so he could 'build a two story house there"
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/53...660&height=374&fit=crop&format=pjpg&auto=webp

Florida man with severely deformed skull faces arson, murder charges

MIAMI (AP) — Police say a 31-year-old man with a severely deformed skull faces arson and attempted first-degree murder charges.

www.naplesnews.com

 

[Lanyap]

Florida Man moves to San Fran and does stoopid shit and gets fired.

VIDEO: Man fired after blocking Latino man from entering his own apartment building

The San Francisco couple caught on camera attempting to keep a Latino man from entering his apartment building in San Francisco defended their actions in this exclusive interview.

abc7news.com

 

[soulcougher73]

Florida Man With Rocket Grenade Launcher Stopped by TSA

Florida Man With Rocket Grenade Launcher Stopped by TSA

The replica was confiscated and he continued his flight.

www.travelpulse.com

 

[Ichinisan]

FYI: You guys are giving your birthdays out to the public Internet. Could help someone dox you in the future or socially engineer their way into your accounts.

 

[JEDIYoda]

Let us see what Trumps Birth date brings up ---

https://twitter.com/x/status/1109842822486622208