Florida Man outdoes himself.

nakedfrog

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Police remanded into custody a 39-year-old Romanian with nine previous arrests, and a 29-year-old Moroccan man with 17 arrests for what police described as “similar events.”
It seems like maybe it's time to, I dunno, put someone in jail?
 
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Captante

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Florida sure can attract a steady stream of transplants from NJ and NY.


You don't suppose that could be related to no state income-tax in FLA ?!?

:p


*(why do you think that $hithole of a state is so popular with retired rich folks?... It isn't just the freaking warm weather!)
 

mindless1

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What do you mean never happen in real life? Among people living the fast life, similar happens all the time, except not enough alcohol and drugs to kill the victim so they wake up next morning and discover were robbed, may even think they just partied too hard and passed out.

You'd think by the time someone made it to 42 y/o they'd have enough common sense to not invite strangers to their hotel room to party.
 

Torn Mind

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You don't suppose that could be related to no state income-tax in FLA ?!?

:p


*(why do you think that $hithole of a state is so popular with retired rich folks?... It isn't just the freaking warm weather!)
So, a metaphor for basically a cheap prostitute stealing the affections of the victim spouse(the citizen) in a married relationship from the evil married spouse(the state) who refuses to get intimate but demands the victim spouse work and support the the evil spouse(property taxes)? :p

Plus the cheap prostitute has way more...ahem.. appealing fashions...:p

And as far as rich people are concerned, they don't give a shit about the 99.9 percent of shitty locales in a city when living in their luxurious neighborhood, subdivision, or condo.
 
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MrSquished

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You don't suppose that could be related to no state income-tax in FLA ?!?




*(why do you think that $hithole of a state is so popular with retired rich folks?... It isn't just the freaking warm weather!)
A lot of rich ones are snowbirds. They keep two homes, one up here and one down there and winter down there.

The average wealth ones are more likely to just move there as they can't afford to maintain two homes.

It depends on lifestyle too.
 
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Charmonium

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If I want to experience Florida again, I'll just buy a 4 person steam sauna. Orgies are too confusing with more than 4 people anyway.
 

pmv

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Doesn't seem like a normal "Florida Man" story at all. For starters it happened in Spain, not Florida. For another it doesn't sound like the guy did anything entertainingly weird or exceptionally idiotic. He took a risk and it went very badly, but it seems to be a hazard of being gay and looking for sexual encounters in the way he did. There was just recently a case here of a serial killer who murdered at least four gay men in a similar fashion.

I'm wondering if the victim was still closeted, despite his age? Maybe that's why he took such a risk?