Five Starving Supermodels Busted for Bakery Robbery

Geekbabe

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Five Starving Supermodels Busted for Bakery Robbery

Thursday October 16, 2003

A BUNCH of ravenous supermodels raided a bakery and wolfed down cakes, pastries and bread -- then passed out on the crust-littered floor.

"They didn't touch the cash register, just the pastries and breads," says Paris police Detective Jean-Luc Rousseau. "There were five of them, all as skinny as bed slats, and they broke into the bakery and started gorging themselves.

"I think they must have been hungry -- very, very hungry."

Says devastated bakery owner Francois Duchard: "It's all gone -- every bit of food is gone.

"They devoured eclairs, petits four, bread, croissants -- even a three-tier wedding cake.

"I wish they had just robbed the cash register. It would have been a lot cheaper."

Duchard says he found the five accused passed out on the floor, frosting covering their mouths, when he arrived to open for business in the morning.

"I stepped inside and saw five beautiful, skinny women on the floor," he recalls. "I heard them moan and saw that their faces were covered with chocolate, frosting and crumbs and there were gobs of cream in their hair. Every display rack in my store was empty -- and I had just refilled them the night before."

Police say the models entered the bakery by slipping through a small window in the back of the building.

"From the path of destruction," says Rousseau, "they stopped first in the kitchen and attacked several large containers of chocolate mousse and a gallon jar of cherries, as well as the wedding cake, some croissants and a tray of strawberry tarts. Then they went to work on the display shelves in the front of the bakery.

"By the time they finished, they were too lethargic to move."

Prosecutors say they will file charges of breaking and entering, robbery and vandalism against the five models identified only as Adele, Blanche, Babette, Honore and Melodie -- all of them top professionals in the Paris runway scene.

They were released to their agents' custody after posting bail.

A spokeswoman for one modeling agency says the five beauties will plead guilty to all charges later this month.

She says they had just finished a five-day swimwear shoot when they were found in the bakery.

"We do keep fashion models on a strict diet," the spokeswoman says.

"The girls went though this place like a plague of locusts," detective Rousseau says.

Strangely, the only treat left untouched in the bakery was . . . carrot cake.
 

Kaervak

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That can't be real. If it is, I've lost what miniscule faith I had in humanity.





TommyVercetti:
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I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free. I need FRIESSSS! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight. You're lucky the double shot of BBQ sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box. There she is, 2 pounds of pure beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes the happy meal. But if I win, I take the burger and the toy. To some people, that's more important.

LMAO, great sig.
 

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That Yahoo link is just BS... They had once on there a mummy (Egyptian one found in pyramids) could get pregnant...
 

Squisher

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lol

Funny that you posted this baffled.

Have you and your size sevens having similar urges?
 

Chaotic42

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Uh, oh. You're going to get the Atkins people all riled up....

:p

This is too crazy to be true. I would like a doughnut though.
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: Squisher
lol

Funny that you posted this baffled.

Have you and your size sevens having similar urges?

lol,actually it's a size 6 and no I haven't had similar urges,I pride myself on having enough self-control to avoid becoming an ugly fat middle aged woman ( imho that's probably the ugliest,worst fate that can befall a person,the only thing worse is bewing a man stuck married to one)
 

tk149

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"Weekly World News" - 'nuff said.

But funny article though, worthy of The Onion.:)
 

RossGr

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: Squisher
lol

Funny that you posted this baffled.

Have you and your size sevens having similar urges?

lol,actually it's a size 6 and no I haven't had similar urges,I pride myself on having enough self-control to avoid becoming an ugly fat middle aged woman ( imho that's probably the ugliest,worst fate that can befall a person,the only thing worse is bewing a man stuck married to one)

And that is NOT funny.
 

ohtwell

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"From the path of destruction," says Rousseau, "they stopped first in the kitchen and attacked several large containers of chocolate mousse and a gallon jar of cherries, as well as the wedding cake, some croissants and a tray of strawberry tarts.
Hahahahahaha!! I love the wording in that statement. :D


: ) Amanda