Five questions (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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George W Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he invites questions. One little boy puts up his hand, and the President asks him his name.

"Billy!"

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions," says the boy. "First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; and Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?"



Just then the bell rings for recess. George W Bush informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume, the President

says: "Okay where were we? Oh that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand, George points him out and asks his name.

"Steve!"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions: First - why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?; Second - why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?; Third - whatever happened to Osama bin Laden?; Fourth - why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?; and Fifth - what happened to Billy?"
 

Swag1138

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eehhh.........thatll get you a :beer:


but just barely, and nothing better than pabst.
 

AgaBoogaBoo

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Originally posted by: Swag1138
eehhh.........thatll get you a :beer:


but just barely, and nothing better than pabst.

A Pabst? As in Tom's hardware Tom Pabst or something?
 

Ness

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Originally posted by: Swag1138
eehhh.........thatll get you a :beer:


but just barely, and nothing better than pabst.

I was thinking more along the lines of O'Douls.
 

BullsOnParade

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lol how old are you agabooga.
if you don't know pbr you shouldn't
be handing out :beer:'s

cheers for that one Brutuskend :beer:

~bulls
 

bootymac

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Originally posted by: ness1469
Originally posted by: Swag1138
eehhh.........thatll get you a :beer:


but just barely, and nothing better than pabst.

I was thinking more along the lines of O'Douls.

ME AND AGABOOGA ARE SIXTEEN AND WE'RE THE BESTEST FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WIDEST WORLD

wait.. I'm 15