Five MacGyver Tricks to Surive in the Great Outdoors

[Queasy]

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Thread: Dental floss has superb tensile strength. Use it to sew a blown shoulder strap on a backpack or lash a garbage sack to the skeleton of an improvised shelter to form the roof.

Fire Starter: Connect fine-grade steel wool to the positive and negative terminals of a 9-volt battery to create a glowing fire starter. (A pair of 6-volt, AA batteries held in a series will do.)

Signal Mirror: Springsteen to the rescue. You can signal an aircraft flying between you and the sun using a CD. Line up the aircraft in the hole and flash, ideally in a series of three.

Water Jug: Got a condom aging in your wallet? In a pinch, it can carry a gallon of water. (Unlubricated tastes best.) To make it easier to carry, sling the improvised water bag in a bandana.

Duct Tape: Prevents blisters; splints bones; folds into emergency sunglasses; yanks cactus spines; burns as a fire starter.

:Q condom water jug. Wonder how much a "Magnum" would hold. :laugh:

 

[robothouse77]

that rocks

 

[BooGiMaN]

how do you fold ductape into sunglasses?

are you talking about the glasses with a small slit in them to protect from snow glare?

 

[oCxTiTaN]

Originally posted by: Queasy
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Thread: Dental floss has superb tensile strength. Use it to sew a blown shoulder strap on a backpack or lash a garbage sack to the skeleton of an improvised shelter to form the roof.

Fire Starter: Connect fine-grade steel wool to the positive and negative terminals of a 9-volt battery to create a glowing fire starter. (A pair of 6-volt, AA batteries held in a series will do.)

Signal Mirror: Springsteen to the rescue. You can signal an aircraft flying between you and the sun using a CD. Line up the aircraft in the hole and flash, ideally in a series of three.

Water Jug: Got a condom aging in your wallet? In a pinch, it can carry a gallon of water. (Unlubricated tastes best.) To make it easier to carry, sling the improvised water bag in a bandana.

Duct Tape: Prevents blisters; splints bones; folds into emergency sunglasses; yanks cactus spines; burns as a fire starter.

:Q condom water jug. Wonder how much a "Magnum" would hold. :laugh:

Dunno....my Magnum XLs hold quite a bit.

 

[91TTZ]

Originally posted by: oCxTiTaN

Originally posted by: Queasy
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Thread: Dental floss has superb tensile strength. Use it to sew a blown shoulder strap on a backpack or lash a garbage sack to the skeleton of an improvised shelter to form the roof.

Fire Starter: Connect fine-grade steel wool to the positive and negative terminals of a 9-volt battery to create a glowing fire starter. (A pair of 6-volt, AA batteries held in a series will do.)

Signal Mirror: Springsteen to the rescue. You can signal an aircraft flying between you and the sun using a CD. Line up the aircraft in the hole and flash, ideally in a series of three.

Water Jug: Got a condom aging in your wallet? In a pinch, it can carry a gallon of water. (Unlubricated tastes best.) To make it easier to carry, sling the improvised water bag in a bandana.

Duct Tape: Prevents blisters; splints bones; folds into emergency sunglasses; yanks cactus spines; burns as a fire starter.

:Q condom water jug. Wonder how much a "Magnum" would hold. :laugh:

Dunno....my Magnum XLs hold quite a bit.

I laugh at people who buy them to stroke their ego. Even a small condom will expand to 3+ feet.

 

[slycat]

no way 1 condom can hold 1 gallon...think about it, who jizzes anything close to 1gallon so condom manufacturers ain't gonna make them with that capability.

 

[WHAMPOM]

Originally posted by: slycat
no way 1 condom can hold 1 gallon...think about it, who jizzes anything close to 1gallon so condom manufacturers ain't gonna make them with that capability.

You're a virgin, ehh?

 

[SoulAssassin]

Originally posted by: slycat
no way 1 condom can hold 1 gallon...think about it, who jizzes anything close to 1gallon so condom manufacturers ain't gonna make them with that capability.

Ya know 98% of the condom is supposed to hold your d1ck right? It's not something you're supposed to pull out and then nut in.

 

[tranceport]

Originally posted by: slycat
no way 1 condom can hold 1 gallon...think about it, who jizzes anything close to 1gallon so condom manufacturers ain't gonna make them with that capability.

Go buy some and blow one of them up like a balloon. Then come back on here and let us know how big it is.

 

[CKent]

Originally posted by: WHAMPOM

Originally posted by: slycat
no way 1 condom can hold 1 gallon...think about it, who jizzes anything close to 1gallon so condom manufacturers ain't gonna make them with that capability.

You're a virgin, ehh?

:laugh: