First time for everything

[minendo]

A girlfriend of mine celebrated her birthday tonight. We started out at the bars, but another friend of hers suggested that we move the party to a strip club. Never been and never figured I'd go, but the woman suggested we'd go just for the hell of it.

Damn, it is degrading what those stretchmark infested, fat rolled, tattooed girls would do for a dollar. Never again will I go.

 

[DaWhim]

bad experience, bad start....heh
feeling sorry for you.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: minendo
A girlfriend of mine celebrated her birthday tonight. We started out at the bars, but another friend of hers suggested that we move the party to a strip club. Never been and never figured I'd go, but the woman suggested we'd go just for the hell of it.

Damn, it is degrading what those stretchmark infested, fat rolled, tattooed girls would do for a dollar. Never again will I go.

Wow, I've never been to a strip club that bad before.

 

[Brutuskend]

Maybe the girls took you to THAT one so they would look better by comparison!

It WORKED, didn't it!

 

[Ikonomi]

Sorry to hear that. You should have gone to a more expensive club, not some hole in the wall strip joint. Gross.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: minendo
A girlfriend of mine celebrated her birthday tonight. We started out at the bars, but another friend of hers suggested that we move the party to a strip club. Never been and never figured I'd go, but the woman suggested we'd go just for the hell of it.

Damn, it is degrading what those stretchmark infested, fat rolled, tattooed girls would do for a dollar. Never again will I go.

Wow, I've never been to a strip club that bad before.

Listening to Korn - Fallen Away From Me will now give me nightmares.

 

[vi edit]

That's what happens when you visit Tammy Two Tooth's Casa de Skanky Cooch.

 

[95SS]

Someone obviously picked the wrong club to go to. I hope that's not the only one in town. I've hosted or been to five different bachelor parties at strip clubs, and have never seen fat, stretch-marked strippers. Tattooes, on the other hand are common.

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: minendo
A girlfriend of mine celebrated her birthday tonight. We started out at the bars, but another friend of hers suggested that we move the party to a strip club. Never been and never figured I'd go, but the woman suggested we'd go just for the hell of it.

Damn, it is degrading what those stretchmark infested, fat rolled, tattooed girls would do for a dollar. Never again will I go.

Wow, I've never been to a strip club that bad before.

Listening to Korn - Fallen Away From Me will now give me nightmares.

Did she pick the nastiest, raunchiest, cheapest strip club available?

I've dropped more than a few $$ at various orphanages and never saw women like the ones you describe.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: minendo
A girlfriend of mine celebrated her birthday tonight. We started out at the bars, but another friend of hers suggested that we move the party to a strip club. Never been and never figured I'd go, but the woman suggested we'd go just for the hell of it.

Damn, it is degrading what those stretchmark infested, fat rolled, tattooed girls would do for a dollar. Never again will I go.

Wow, I've never been to a strip club that bad before.

Listening to Korn - Fallen Away From Me will now give me nightmares.

Did she pick the nastiest, raunchiest, cheapest strip club available?

I've dropped more than a few $$ at various orphanages and never saw women like the ones you describe.

Not many choices in this hellhole known as Lafayette. You would think the girls would be attractive since it is a college town.

 

[geckojohn]

why are you back so early?

 

[Feldenak]

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: minendo

Originally posted by: Feldenak

Originally posted by: minendo
A girlfriend of mine celebrated her birthday tonight. We started out at the bars, but another friend of hers suggested that we move the party to a strip club. Never been and never figured I'd go, but the woman suggested we'd go just for the hell of it.

Damn, it is degrading what those stretchmark infested, fat rolled, tattooed girls would do for a dollar. Never again will I go.

Wow, I've never been to a strip club that bad before.

Listening to Korn - Fallen Away From Me will now give me nightmares.

Did she pick the nastiest, raunchiest, cheapest strip club available?

I've dropped more than a few $$ at various orphanages and never saw women like the ones you describe.

Not many choices in this hellhole known as Lafayette. You would think the girls would be attractive since it is a college town.

There's your problem.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
That's what happens when you visit Tammy Two Tooth's Casa de Skanky Cooch.

I think I've been there!

It's in T.J. isn't it?

 

[krunchykrome]

Naked chicks>no naked chicks.

Proof:
No naked chicks=bad time=0
Naked chicks=anything>1
anything>1>0

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: geckojohn
why are you back so early?

Lecture in 6 hours and I have yet to finish my homework.

 

[ucdbiendog]

never been to one myself, my roomate has and generally enjoys them. i just dont have the $$$ to drop in them

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: ucdbiendog
never been to one myself, my roomate has and generally enjoys them. i just dont have the $$$ to drop in them

Nice thing was I didn't spend a dime there.

 

[krunchykrome]

If I'm single, I'll go to one...not often though. if I have a girl, I wont. Theres no point thowing my money away on a lap dance when I can get one(+more) for free at home.

 

[nater]

just out of curiosity, where did you go? Our school newspaper has reviewed most of the strip clubs in the area

 

[Mill]

Well some strib clubs are bad I'm sure. Sammy's around here is pretty high class.

 

[AvesPKS]

You guys should've driven an hour north if you wanted to go to some good ones. Many a drive up 65's been lightened by the faithful strip club billboards on the way back to Chicago.

And yeah, if you go to crap ones, that's what you're going to get. I've been to some dog ones back home, some that were cheaper than regular bars in Chicago. Yeah, they suck, but not as bad as what you're describing. I've been meaning to get up to Scores near O'Hare, it's supposed to be crazy. Although I've been to a really nice one in DC.

 

[Kadarin]

Did the girls have a good time, or were they disgusted as well?

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: nater
just out of curiosity, where did you go? Our school newspaper has reviewed most of the strip clubs in the area

Chances Are.

 

[deejayshakur]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
If I'm single, I'll go to one...not often though. if I have a girl, I wont. Theres no point thowing my money away on a lap dance when I can get one(+more) for free at home.

so is it normal that your gf wants you to see one and you to go with her? she's not gonna start bustin out some moves and making her way around the strip club is she?

 

[StageLeft]

Damn, it is degrading what those stretchmark infested, fat rolled, tattooed girls would do for a dollar.

Yeah, but they're so hot. Hmm, yuo must have gone to a really bad one.