first of two posts tonight

jerryjg

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i like young girls. trouble is, im a 46 year old disgustiong geezer, and young girls definitltly do not like me..er , ..do NOT like me.well, sure, i go dowmn to mexico and get some every once and awhile, but i really want an american slut.i want some nice 19 to 26 year old girlk to really want me.what do i do? also i want a bigger schlong. i have been watching a lot of I-Net porno, and i realise i am just averedge. I want 12 inches like some of the guys in the porno. its beggining to really depress me.

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JoeKing

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Originally posted by: jerryjg
i like young girls. trouble is, im a 46 year old disgustiong geezer, and young girls definitltly do not like me..er , ..do NOT like me.well, sure, i go dowmn to mexico and get some every once and awhile, but i really want an american slut.i want some nice 19 to 26 year old girlk to really want me.what do i do? also i want a bigger schlong. i have been watching a lot of I-Net porno, and i realise i am just averedge. I want 12 inches like some of the guys in the porno. its beggining to really depress me.

you're ugly, your penis is too small, you'll be alone your entire life, and your penis is so small you could call it a belly button.

nobody loves you.
 

cavemanmoron

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Topic Title: first of two posts tonight
Topic Summary: I like young girls
Created On: 07/15/2005 08:10 PM



Originally posted by: jerryjg
i like young girls. trouble is, im a 46 year old disgustiong geezer, and young girls definitltly do not like me..er , ..do NOT like me.well, sure, i go dowmn to mexico and get some every once and awhile, but i really want an american slut.i want some nice 19 to 26 year old girlk to really want me.what do i do? also i want a bigger schlong. i have been watching a lot of I-Net porno, and i realise i am just averedge. I want 12 inches like some of the guys in the porno. its beggining to really depress me.

 

KillyKillall

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Originally posted by: cavemanmoron
Topic Title: first of two posts tonight
Topic Summary: I like young girls
Created On: 07/15/2005 08:10 PM



Originally posted by: jerryjg
i like young girls. trouble is, im a 46 year old disgustiong geezer, and young girls definitltly do not like me..er , ..do NOT like me.well, sure, i go dowmn to mexico and get some every once and awhile, but i really want an american slut.i want some nice 19 to 26 year old girlk to really want me.what do i do? also i want a bigger schlong. i have been watching a lot of I-Net porno, and i realise i am just averedge. I want 12 inches like some of the guys in the porno. its beggining to really depress me.

You're very observant.

 

Shaftatplanetquake

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Why call for the ban? Every anandtech who read this genleman's fine post were treated to a most hefty load of true and complete honesty. I feel I have been done a favor for having the opportunity to read such complete truth.
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myusername

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where's number 2?

edit: aside from the atrocious grammar and spelling, and the use of the word "slut", there's nothing particularly out of the ordinary here.
 

Kadarin

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Originally posted by: myusername
where's number 2?

edit: aside from the atrocious grammar and spelling, and the use of the word "slut", there's nothing particularly out of the ordinary here.

Number One, I order you to take a number two!

/Beavis