A wife was in the kitchen this morning. Her husband came up behind her and gave her butt a pinch, saying "you know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of those control top pantyhose". She kept her cool, not dignifying him with a response. The next morning her husband awoke her by giving both of her breasts a pinch while saying" you know, if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras". This being too much to keep quiet about, she reached over, grabbed his privates with a firm grip and replied" you know, if you firmed this up we could get rid of the gardener, the mail man, and the cable guy"
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