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yllus

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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Corsair Giveaway Contest Winner Announced!

The Winner is: noghri2112M
"Why do I need to win the RAM?
I will tell you, it's not a scam.
My wife plays Final Fantasy Online.
She has her PC, but she plays on mine.
Her online addiction is like crack.
All I ask for is my PC back.
She says hers is slow and wants an upgrade.
If she had more RAM, she might have it made.
I told her about FiringSquad and your contest.
She said to enter and I had to do my best.
So I typed this poem with her forcing,
And if I fail, it might mean divorcing."

Runner Ups:

8) chewie371
I'M DR. DANJUMA SON OF GBAGBO DANJUMA, EX-MILITARY HEAD OF STATE OF DJIBOUTI, ASSASSINATED 19 SEPTEMBER 2002.
I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE I MUST DEAL WITH PERSONS WITH NO TIES TO MY FAMILY.
SINCE THE ASSASSINATION THE UN FROZE MY ASSETS, EXCEPT FOR A SWISS ACCOUNT TOTALLING US$15M. TO GET THE MONEY, MY LAWYER WILL RELEASE FUNDS TO YOU AS MY BUSINESS PARTNER WHO WILL FRONT FOR ME IN VENTURES.
IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPING, YOU GET 25%. BUT YOU MUST SHOW YOUR COOPERATION BY SENDING 2 RAM MODULES AS COLLATERAL.
I LOOK FORWARD TO OUR FUTURE RELATIONSHIP
 
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flxnimprtmscl

Diamond Member
Jan 30, 2003
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LOL! The second one is great. The first one isn't that good actually. Unique approach (I wouldn't have though of a poem) but it's not that good of a poem. Plus the second one is even more unique. It was fixed I tell you! :p
 
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sparkyclarky

Platinum Member
May 3, 2002
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Originally posted by: KGB
ahh... GUTB... is that you? :confused:

:p
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Don't bring that guy up. His fanboy rants back in the day were quite sad. I'm not against Intel, but he sure as hell made me want to rip off his head.
 
datalink7

datalink7

Lifer
Jan 23, 2001
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Runner Ups:

8) chewie371
I'M DR. DANJUMA SON OF GBAGBO DANJUMA, EX-MILITARY HEAD OF STATE OF DJIBOUTI, ASSASSINATED 19 SEPTEMBER 2002.
I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE I MUST DEAL WITH PERSONS WITH NO TIES TO MY FAMILY.
SINCE THE ASSASSINATION THE UN FROZE MY ASSETS, EXCEPT FOR A SWISS ACCOUNT TOTALLING US$15M. TO GET THE MONEY, MY LAWYER WILL RELEASE FUNDS TO YOU AS MY BUSINESS PARTNER WHO WILL FRONT FOR ME IN VENTURES.
IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPING, YOU GET 25%. BUT YOU MUST SHOW YOUR COOPERATION BY SENDING 2 RAM MODULES AS COLLATERAL.
I LOOK FORWARD TO OUR FUTURE RELATIONSHIP
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TEH FUNNAY HAS BEEN FOUND! :D:D:D
 
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RbSX

Diamond Member
Jan 18, 2002
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Originally posted by: datalink7
Runner Ups:

8) chewie371
I'M DR. DANJUMA SON OF GBAGBO DANJUMA, EX-MILITARY HEAD OF STATE OF DJIBOUTI, ASSASSINATED 19 SEPTEMBER 2002.
I CONTACTED YOU BECAUSE I MUST DEAL WITH PERSONS WITH NO TIES TO MY FAMILY.
SINCE THE ASSASSINATION THE UN FROZE MY ASSETS, EXCEPT FOR A SWISS ACCOUNT TOTALLING US$15M. TO GET THE MONEY, MY LAWYER WILL RELEASE FUNDS TO YOU AS MY BUSINESS PARTNER WHO WILL FRONT FOR ME IN VENTURES.
IN EXCHANGE FOR HELPING, YOU GET 25%. BUT YOU MUST SHOW YOUR COOPERATION BY SENDING 2 RAM MODULES AS COLLATERAL.
I LOOK FORWARD TO OUR FUTURE RELATIONSHIP
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TEH FUNNAY HAS BEEN FOUND! :D:D:D
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yeh teh posteh is teh funneh
 
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opticalmace

Golden Member
Oct 22, 2003
1,841
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10)catachresis
-- To Thresh & Co.,
Most gen'rous sirs,
Friends to honest grunt and fragger,
Foes of craven, camping curs,
I write to fervently implore:
Please give me TwinX 10-2-4's.
Of Corsair's master RAMs I sing,
The massive mems with speed and bling,
Essential when the game's the thing.
Had I a pair to arm my case,
Straight into nightmare mode I'd race,
And toting Corsair-quickened guns,
I'd round-on headcrabs, imps, and Huns
-- My rig railed with twin lightning-rods,
Two pulsing suns, the slickest mod,
By grace of God and Firing Squad.
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^ He should have won.
 
DanTMWTMP

DanTMWTMP

Lifer
Oct 7, 2001
15,908
19
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roflmao those are great!!! LOL very creative and funny...i'm laughing from the 2nd one ahahahhahaha
 
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PanzerIV

Diamond Member
Dec 19, 2002
6,875
1
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Were I voting on those two I would choose the second. Nothing wrong with the first one but I like the twist that second guy did on the Nigerian scam. :D
 
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beer

Lifer
Jun 27, 2000
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1
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Originally posted by: opticalmace
10)catachresis
-- To Thresh & Co.,
Most gen'rous sirs,
Friends to honest grunt and fragger,
Foes of craven, camping curs,
I write to fervently implore:
Please give me TwinX 10-2-4's.
Of Corsair's master RAMs I sing,
The massive mems with speed and bling,
Essential when the game's the thing.
Had I a pair to arm my case,
Straight into nightmare mode I'd race,
And toting Corsair-quickened guns,
I'd round-on headcrabs, imps, and Huns
-- My rig railed with twin lightning-rods,
Two pulsing suns, the slickest mod,
By grace of God and Firing Squad.
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^ He should have won.
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Concur - I like it more than the first two posted I think
 
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