Fire Dog (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE for the whole family!)

[Brutuskend]

A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.

The children fell to discussing the dog's duties.

"They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster.

"No," said another, "he's just for good luck."

Then a third child brought the argument to a close... "They use the dog," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrant."

 

[SithSolo1]

:brokenheart:

I know you can do better. I have faith in you.

 

[lchyi]

Wow, clean jokes exist? Haha, thanks Brutuskend.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

i was so excited cause i could use a good joke right now...but then i read this one

 

[NathanBWF]

it would be funny.....









.....if i was 5.

Keep em' coming though!

 

booooooooooooooo!

 

[Izzo]

On topic because it has a fireman and a dog (oldie but goodie):

A fireman is outside the station washing one of the fire trucks. As he's washing, he notices a boy across the street wearing a fireman's hat, sitting in a red wagon, and being pulled slowly by his two dogs. The fireman decides to go invite the boy to come and sit in the fire truck. So he goes over and notices that the rope pulling the wagon is tied around the dogs' testicles. He says to the boy "That's a real nice fire truck, but I'd bet it would go a lot faster if you tied the rope to the dogs' collars." The boy then says, "that's probably true, but then my siren wouldn't work."

 

[thenerdguy]

lol

 

[AbsolutDealage]

Originally posted by: Izzo
On topic because it has a fireman and a dog (oldie but goodie):

A fireman is outside the station washing one of the fire trucks. As he's washing, he notices a boy across the street wearing a fireman's hat, sitting in a red wagon, and being pulled slowly by his two dogs. The fireman decides to go invite the boy to come and sit in the fire truck. So he goes over and notices that the rope pulling the wagon is tied around the dogs' testicles. He says to the boy "That's a real nice fire truck, but I'd bet it would go a lot faster if you tied the rope to the dogs' collars." The boy then says, "that's probably true, but then my siren wouldn't work."

LOL

 

[Haircut]

I'm usually good at getting jokes, but I just can't see a reason why this would be funny