Finish this sentence

[SampSon]

A: Sit down and have a talk with him while slamming burbon to deal with him.
B: Wince and smile as I deal with his temper tantrums of yelling and screaming.
C: Stand next to his prescious computer holding an asp saying "YOU WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION AND NOT CONSTANTLY WHINE ABOUT WHO'S GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR COLLEGE? OK! WRONG ANSWER AND I GO JOHNNY CASH WITH THE PAIN PILLS"

For some reason my son thinks he can stick his nose into all of our financial matters and thinks this is not wrong to do. I mean come on kiddo, you're 21, go out and take care of yourself and let us retire already!

Christ almighty I wish this kid would get some loans and get the hell out of here already.






Had to do it...

 

[Rip the Jacker]

ban

 

[Evadman]

SampSon for the win!

 

[daveymark]

you should have been harder on him when he was younger. now he wants to stay because he knows you'll take care of him

I pick A. minus the bothersome talk

 

[Trikat]

I thought that parody posters would get a free vacation. 😕

 

[Coquito]

Time for MichaelD to take up golfing, you're doing a really good job here lately. 🙂:thumbsup:

 

[Synth3t1c]

dad? what the fsck get off these forums!

 

[neutralizer]

10/10 :thumbsup:

 

[jlee]

Originally posted by: Synth3t1c
dad? what the fsck get off these forums!

PAB? 😕

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: Trikat
I thought that parody posters would get a free vacation. 😕

When it's appropriate and the mods find it funny, it's a win-win situation.
(see the first parody thread on PAB).

 

[ruffilb]

Originally posted by: neutralizer
10/10 :thumbsup:

Agreed. The Johnny Cash was a nice touch...

 

[DainBramaged]

Thank you for this quality post, SampSon. This is why you are on my highly esteemed "Baller List."

 

[iamaelephant]

Eh, not as good as the letter parody, but not bad.

 

[Brutuskend]

need choice D:

Produce one

 

[tbike06]

:thumbsup:

 

[Sheepathon]

Not as amazing as the original PAB parody, but equally appropriate 🙂

 

[yhelothar]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Thank you for this quality post, SampSon. This is why you are on my highly esteemed "Baller List."

no need to inflate his ego any higher than it already is

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Thank you for this quality post, SampSon. This is why you are on my highly esteemed "Baller List."

no need to inflate his ego any higher than it already is

He is worthy. I know you are jealous.

 

[SampSon]

Originally posted by: virtualgames0

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Thank you for this quality post, SampSon. This is why you are on my highly esteemed "Baller List."

no need to inflate his ego any higher than it already is

Grow up kiddo, I'm providing good content to the forum. You're just a trolling baby who can't take it when someone disagrees with you.

 

[BoomerD]

Dad, I can't believe you haven't stretched a condom over your son PAB's head and fvcked him a new set of brains yet...You've been MOST patient with your developmentally disabled A$$-child...:thumbsup:

 

[darkxshade]

Tell him that he was adopted, that'll teach him.