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PAB

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A: Sit down and have a talk with him
B: Yell and scream
C: Stand next to his car holding an asp saying "YOU WANT TO HAVE A CONVERSATION? OK! WRONG ANSWER AND I GO MICKEY MANTLE!"

For some reason my dad has no answer as to why he feels paying cash for an 01 Acura Type S is ok and not doing taxes for my financial aid is wrong.

Christ almighty I've got to get out of here.
 
LtPage1

LtPage1

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It's good to see you taking control of your situation by posting on ATOT instead of taking care of it yourself.
 
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PAB

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Originally posted by: LtPage1
It's good to see you taking control of your situation by posting on ATOT instead of taking care of it yourself.
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I've run out of windshields.
 
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PAB

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I got so mad at him not buying any furniture, I decided to give him a goal.

One week.

I went to walmart at 10:30 to buy the biggest axe or chainsaw they had to be hung up in the hallway with a sign that says FURNITURE OR KINDLING - PICK ONE

After 30 uneventful minutes, I was unable to find an axe or a chainsaw.

So I went and got a whiteboard and wrote

FIX HOUSE

STOP BEING LAZY

GET LIFE IN ORDER

(I watched Shaun of the Dead last night and liked this idea)

Then I went to hang it up.

THE GODDAMN ****** WHITEBOARD DIDNT COME WITH ANY DOUBLESIDED TAPE BECAUSE THE SONSOFBITCHES THAT MADE THE STUPID THING ARE COCKGOBBLERS!

I cant win.
 
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SampSon

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Do I have to post the #2 best parody of the year?

I don't think your parents message is getting across clearly to you, so I'll make it easy for you:

GET THE F OUT OF OUR HOUSE, WERE SICK OF YOUR WHINEY SH!T!

Clear enough?
 
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PAB

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well, week two

We're getting a new dinner table cause I just turned it into kindling.
 
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reverend boltron

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Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: tbike06
Originally posted by: PAB

Christ almighty I've got to get out of here.
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Did you read the last thread?
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I've listened to it for years via AIM.
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You and PAB talk on AIM? Dude, you are probably the most opinionated dogmatic person on here, after years of talking to you on AIM I'm surprised he didn't get the message.
 
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reverend boltron

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Originally posted by: PAB
well, week two

We're getting a new dinner table cause I just turned it into kindling.
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I hope you're joking. If you're not, you really need Jesus in your life. The anger and rage you have is now manifesting itself in physical ways, I hope you find deliverance.
 
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SWScorch

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Judging from the past few threads I've seen authored by yourself, I have come to the conclusion that you immature, irresponsible, spoiled, disillusioned, cantankerous, needy, sniveling, unappreciative and self-absorbed. You really need to grow up, re-evaluate your life, realize how well off you are compared to 99% of the rest of the world's population, suck it up and cease acting like a little child. Most importantly of all, however, it would really do everyone, especially yourself, a favor if you stopped posting such useless drivel. You're welcome.
 
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PAB

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Originally posted by: reverend boltron
Originally posted by: PAB
well, week two

We're getting a new dinner table cause I just turned it into kindling.
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I hope you're joking. If you're not, you really need Jesus in your life. The anger and rage you have is now manifesting itself in physical ways, I hope you find deliverance.
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I'm not.
 
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MercenaryForHire

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PSA to PAB's parents - When you kill your son, make sure you throw lye on the body, and encase it in tar. Also cut off his fingertips and take a hammer to his teeth. It'll make him virtually unidentifiable.

- M4H
 
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NikPreviousAcct

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Originally posted by: reverend boltron
Originally posted by: PAB
well, week two

We're getting a new dinner table cause I just turned it into kindling.
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I hope you're joking. If you're not, you really need Jesus in your life. The anger and rage you have is now manifesting itself in physical ways, I hope you find deliverance.
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fvcked up religion is the last thing PAB needs
 
datalink7

datalink7

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Originally posted by: PAB
Originally posted by: reverend boltron
Originally posted by: PAB
well, week two

We're getting a new dinner table cause I just turned it into kindling.
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I hope you're joking. If you're not, you really need Jesus in your life. The anger and rage you have is now manifesting itself in physical ways, I hope you find deliverance.
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I'm not.
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Anyone can find a picture of a broken table on the internet. Post the same table again with "yes Nik, this really is my table" or shens.
 
Whoozyerdaddy

Whoozyerdaddy

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Originally posted by: PAB
I got so mad at him not buying any furniture, I decided to give him a goal.

One week.

I went to walmart at 10:30 to buy the biggest axe or chainsaw they had to be hung up in the hallway with a sign that says FURNITURE OR KINDLING - PICK ONE

After 30 uneventful minutes, I was unable to find an axe or a chainsaw.

So I went and got a whiteboard and wrote

FIX HOUSE

STOP BEING LAZY

GET LIFE IN ORDER

(I watched Shaun of the Dead last night and liked this idea)

Then I went to hang it up.

THE GODDAMN ****** WHITEBOARD DIDNT COME WITH ANY DOUBLESIDED TAPE BECAUSE THE SONSOFBITCHES THAT MADE THE STUPID THING ARE COCKGOBBLERS!

I cant win.
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Seriously... If someone told me how to live my life like you are telling your dad how to live his... I'd kick some ass. If it was my GROWN SON telling me this, I'd kick him out on his can and show him how the real world works.

As far as I'm concerned your dad is a pussy for not putting you in your place.

You're a child and you need to grow up.
 
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