Finest movie/TV quotes?

[Miscthree]

?You?re going to need a stronger stomach if you?re going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made.?

Bertram Cooper, Mad Men
Season 1, Episode 4: ?New Amsterdam?

Not 'get to da choppah!'

 

[Ichinisan]

Every other line from The Big Lebowski.

 

[SandEagle]

That dude's gonna kill you Lionheart!

 

[zerocool84]

What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beaucoup.

 

[Kirby]

"Look here, ******, if anyone's gonna have sex with my sister, it's gonna be *me*."

"...and that, kids, was the first time I sucked a dick for crack."

"You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious."

 

[Loop2kil]

My all time favorite:

Jules Winnfield - Pulp Fiction

"There's this passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17....
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will,
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger
Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

 

[kinev]

"It was Keyser Soze, Agent Kujan...I mean the Devil himself. How do you shoot the Devil in the back? [shows gimp hand] What if you miss?"

 

[angminas]

I think it's safe to say that this party is about to become a historical fact.

Must be take a worm for a walk week!

Mommy's going to the beauty parlor, darling, but I'm leaving you with your favorite friend, Roger. He's going to take very, very good care of you, because if he doesn't, HE'S GOING BACK TO THE SCIENCE LAB!

Oh yes! A bolt of lightning into a huge copper conductor. I thought you lived at a school.

Are you sure it isn't time for another colorful metaphor?

It's bad to kill. Guns kill. And you don't have to be a gun. You are what you choose to be.

My men are not expendable. And I don't do this kind of work.

Dear diary, my teen angst bullshit now has a body count.

ALAAAAARRRMM!!

You complete me.

Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

You tell God the Father it was a kindness you done. I know you hurtin' and worryin', I can feel it on you, but you oughta quit on it now. Because I want it over and done. I do. I'm tired, boss. Tired of bein' on the road, lonely as a sparrow in the rain. Tired of not ever having me a buddy to be with, or tell me where we's coming from or going to, or why. Mostly I'm tired of people being ugly to each other. I'm tired of all the pain I feel and hear in the world everyday. There's too much of it. It's like pieces of glass in my head all the time. Can you understand?

This isn't life...it's just stuff.

The unknown future rolls toward us. I face it, for the first time, with a sense of hope. Because if a machine, a Terminator, can learn the value of human life, maybe we can too.

 

[Linflas]

My favorites are both from Animal House:
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Face it, Flounder, you fucked up. You trusted us!

 

[KeithP]

Wow, there are so many to choose from in these previous 4 threads it is hard to pick just one.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2105075&highlight=quote
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=241225&highlight=quote
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=199180&highlight=quote
http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=187700&highlight=quote

-KeithP

 

[tboo]

See sig

 

[stargazr]

"How much is it worth to have a clear conscience ?"
- Preacher (Clint Eastwood) - Pale Rider

 

[Corn]

Gimme some sugar baby........

Or.......

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me...........blow.

 

[dabuddha]

"I'm your huckleberry"

 

[Miscthree]

Oh ok. Flaming Dragon. Fuckface. First, why don't you take a giant step back and literally FUCK YOUR OWN FACE!!!!

 

[her209]

Its Friday. You ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do.

 

[BurnItDwn]

What do you think of farmers? You think they're saints? Hah! They're foxy beasts! They say, "We've got no rice, we've no wheat. We've got nothing!" But they have! They have everything! Dig under the floors! Or search the barns! You'll find plenty! Beans, salt, rice, sake! Look in the valleys, they've got hidden warehouses! They pose as saints but are full of lies! If they smell a battle, they hunt the defeated! They're nothing but stingy, greedy, blubbering, foxy, and mean! God damn it all! But then who made them such beasts? You did! You samurai did it! You burn their villages! Destroy their farms! Steal their food! Force them to labour! Take their women! And kill them if they resist! So what should farmers do?

 

[Gigantopithecus]

Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?

lol...

 

[Miscthree]

Its Friday. You ain't got no job and you ain't got shit to do.

Good one

 

[thegimp03]

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

 

[LookBehindYou]

"Look it's a mail plane!"

- "How can you tell?"

"Can't you see the little balls?"