LOL. I actually had that thought. I don't think there is any way the owner left it where it was.. I posted it up in the lost and found. Not for sale. I tried reporting it to the police property room but I keep getting a recording.The guy you stole it from is gonna be the first to meet you.
And he won't be bringing money if you know what I mean.
Ponyo's Hermès scarf?What is it?
What is it?
Does it look like this:Bike, looks to be worth between 450 and 900 dollars used with stuff attached all over the place. I don't think the owner would have left it stashed and unlocked. I'm thinking it was stolen and stashed and for whatever reason the thief didn't come back.
Apparently the police property room closes at 4 so I'll either have to call from work tomorrow or haul ass home and try to reach someone
i wouldn't sell that bike for all the money in the world. not for a hundred million, billion, TRILLION dollars!
So let me get this straight so there is no confusion later. You stole a bike then listed it on Craigslist and now you are asking us what you should do? Does that about sum it up?
paging dr. dari LOLIts probably the guy's mistress, and she's high maintenance and expensive.
uhh take the bike to the local police deptWhat else should I do?
People don't store 900 dollar bikes under trailers unlocked ya fucks. The police dept. doesn't take calls for found items after 4pm. Read the fucking thread. I have no need for a bike. Don't even fucking want one. I'm actually trying to get it back to its owner. I'm not gonna leave it out for some fucking crackhead. This actually may be some persons mode of transportation.uhh take the bike to the local police dept
or just go back in time and don't take it
Masturbate furiously.
Odds on OP doing a GoFundMe for bail money?
I've always thought that people that think this way are usually the people that do things like that.Pretty sure OP had that part covered on his own!
And I'm also leaning towards he stole the bike himself and is getting cold feet after the fact!
Another distinct possibility!
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