Finally, the truth about GOD reveled!!!

[Brutuskend]

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And I think my dryer ATE him! :Q

 

[pbaker]

sweet

 

[bonkers325]

leprechauns stole my god

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
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And I think my dryer ATE him! :Q

LMFAO! :laugh:

Cheers Brutuskend :beer:

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
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And I think my dryer ATE him! :Q

LOL!

 

[moshquerade]

that man is onto something. . .

the pavement i think

 

[imported_benkenobi]

hrm

 

[Ricemarine]

We're cannibals.

God is in our lucky charms.

 

[ajpa123]

I think that dude misinterpreted that 'Footprints' poem thingie.

 

[Rogue]

Suddenly, my life is focused. I feel....somehow....relief, as if my soul has been caressed and cared for by God all these years and I was stepping all over his gifts that he gave to me. Come to think of it, I had this one pair of socks once with these cushioned ridges in the soul, I mean sole of them and suddenly, after I masturbated one day, the other one was gone. It was as if I was being punished for my sin. Now, it's all clear.

 

[eakers]

santa?

 

[ajpa123]

Originally posted by: eakers
santa?

his hair has more of a senile wolverine quality to it.

 

[mchammer]

"need money for alcohol research"

 

[shimsham]

looks like god trying to throw us off the scent

 

[bamacre]

Originally posted by: ajpa123
I think that dude misinterpreted that 'Footprints' poem thingie.

:laugh:

One night a man had a dream. He dreamed he was walking along the
beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life.
For each scene, he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand;
one belonged to him, and the other to the LORD.

When the last scene of his life flashed before him, he looked
back at the footprints in the sand. He noticed that many
times along the path of his life there was only one set of
footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
and saddest times in his life.

This really bothered him and he questioned the LORD about
it. "LORD, you said that once I decided to follow you, you'd
walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during
the most troublesome times in my life, there is only one set
of footprints. I don't understand why when I needed you
most you would leave me."

The LORD replied, "My precious, precious child, I love you and
I would never leave you. During your times of trial and
suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was
then that I carried you."

 

[Lifted]

If he were a sock, he would actually be useful. I think I'd go to church then because without socks my feet would stink.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: Rogue
Suddenly, my life is focused. I feel....somehow....relief, as if my soul has been caressed and cared for by God all these years and I was stepping all over his gifts that he gave to me. Come to think of it, I had this one pair of socks once with these cushioned ridges in the soul, I mean sole of them and suddenly, after I masturbated one day, the other one was gone. It was as if I was being punished for my sin. Now, it's all clear.

QFT

 

[Eeezee]

Awesome!

 

[Kobota]

bump because i woke up with this picture as my background and finally found where i got it