Finally some signs at last that Trump insurrectionists really do have high moral standards and rules of behavior

[Moonbeam]

Proud Boys 'rule book' revealed in trial sparks flurry of jokes, mockery

Five Proud Boys are on trial for rarely-used seditious conspiracy charges over their alleged involvement in the January 6, 2021, Capitol riot.

www.newsweek.com

Here we see exactly how close to a specifically defined woman you can do something or other, not sure what, how many feet from andhow often a month. Fascinating stuff.

 

[dawp]

Pezzola's lawyer described the document as "sarcastic," according to Cheney, but this did not stop the rule book's contents from becoming the subject of mockery on Twitter.

for some reason those rules don't seem to be sarcasm to me.

 

[Moonbeam]

for some reason those rules don't seem to be sarcasm to me.

Unless, somehow, sarcastic and psychotic mean the same thing.

 

[feralkid]

Yeah, I'm having trouble fully understanding the "One Yard Rule" as well...must a man remain fully within this distance during ejaculation, or is it like in the NFL where one simply needs to "break the plane"?

 

[Tsinni Dave]

I have to wonder if the rule that "A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days" has led to a few literal circle jerks at their meetings.

The "one yard" rule is just weird. Do walls count? Or does a yard mean like a backyard and the neighbours wife is at home?

 

[hal2kilo]

I have to wonder if the rule that "A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days" has led to a few literal circle jerks at their meetings.

The "one yard" rule is just weird. Do walls count? Or does a yard mean like a backyard and the neighbours wife is at home?

Always, misjudging the size of their member.

 

[soundforbjt]

So ladies, if you see a guy near you with a tape measure...run!

 

[Moonbeam]

I wonder if the Proud Boys represent some kind of liberalizing movement taking place among Catholic Priests.

 

[Perknose]

"A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days."

Going after the Gen. Jack D. Ripper demographic I see.

 

[Pens1566]

"A Proud Boy may not ejaculate alone more often than once every thirty days."

Going after the Gen. Jack D. Ripper demographic I see.

Coupled with their obvious incel traits, this explains why they're always so fucking angry ...