Q: What do Osama bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: How is Osama bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama bin Laden?
A: There will be a Christmas in December.
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have Drivers Ed and Sex Ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.
Q: How many Osama bin Laden terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one may ever know.
Q: What's orange and looks good on Taliban militiamen?
A: Napalm.
Q: What do you get when you cross a B-52 bomber and Osama bin Laden?
A: An expensive fireworks show.
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Osama Bin Laden phoned President Bush and said, "Mr. President, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked angrily, "And what was on the banner?" Osama responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."
Bush said, "You know, Binny, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Kabul, and it was even more beautiful than before the Russian occupation. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."
Bin Laden said, "What was on the banner?"
Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."
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American Holiday
Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality,
goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing here yes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer.
"You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!"
A: Nothing, yet.
Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?
A: Duck.
Q: How is Osama bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
Q: What do Osama bin Laden and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama bin Laden?
A: There will be a Christmas in December.
Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have Drivers Ed and Sex Ed classes on the same day?
A: Because the camels can't handle it.
Q: How many Osama bin Laden terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: No one may ever know.
Q: What's orange and looks good on Taliban militiamen?
A: Napalm.
Q: What do you get when you cross a B-52 bomber and Osama bin Laden?
A: An expensive fireworks show.
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Osama Bin Laden phoned President Bush and said, "Mr. President, I called you because I had this incredible dream last night. I could see all of America, and it was beautiful, and on top of every building, there was a beautiful banner."
Bush asked angrily, "And what was on the banner?" Osama responded, "It said Allah is God, and God is Allah."
Bush said, "You know, Binny, I'm really glad you called, because last night I had a dream too. I could see all of Kabul, and it was even more beautiful than before the Russian occupation. It had been completely rebuilt, and on every building there was also a beautiful banner."
Bin Laden said, "What was on the banner?"
Bush replied, "I really don't know. I don't read Hebrew."
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American Holiday
Osama bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality,
goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death. Closing here yes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer.
"You will die on an American holiday."
"Which one?" Osama bin Laden asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it will be an American holiday!"
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