Finally saw Bourne Identity!!! BOOOO!!11 *Possible spoilers*

VBboy

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Wow, you mean all the other movies we see are good? Like "Just Married" and "3D Kangaroo Jack"? :) LOL

The worst part in Bourne Ident was when he fell down the flight of stair, like 10 stories deep, and just walked away. F0ck that. Gotta be a little more realistic!
 

Soybomb

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Elaborate please, what wasn't thought out? If you were looking for an epic drama you bought the wrong movie.
 

achiral

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here's what wasn't thought out.

the guy is a trained assassin for the cia. but in the end you find out he didn't kill the guy he was supposed because there was a baby on his lap? that's bs man. terrible writing
 

d33pt

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Originally posted by: VBboy
Wow, you mean all the other movies we see are good? Like "Just Married" and "3D Kangaroo Jack"? :) LOL

The worst part in Bourne Ident was when he fell down the flight of stair, like 10 stories deep, and just walked away. F0ck that. Gotta be a little more realistic!


But he grabbed another guy to cushion the fall! AND shot another guy on the way down! awesome!
 

her209

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Originally posted by: Soybomb
Elaborate please, what wasn't thought out? If you were looking for an epic drama you bought the wrong movie.
The plot has so many holes. As pointed out, falling down 10 flights of stairs and walking away. Not to mention, that the guy got killed for no reason. No explaination or anything.
 

KGB1

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Movie was good ACTION FUN. Better than an Van Damme flick as of late, nor is Jackie Chan's flicks any better (same story... my sister.. my father... blah blah.. next its his uncle in trouble
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) At least Bourne Identity had AWSOME settings, pretty GOOD actors in it. The Mini Cooper car chase scene was cool beans, and getting down from roof was awsome too without any ropes, ladders. I say Bourne Identity is a very good movie :D You're looking at the minor things and pointing it out. Don't be a deeek.
 

Soybomb

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You guys apparently have much higher expectations for a spy/action movie based on a fairly lame book than I do. I thought matt damon and franka potente both went together really well in the film. Had some good action sequences, decent car chase, etc and left me happy. Guy wakes up, doesn't know who he is, people are chasing him trying to kill him, he runs, and learns who he is. A few crappy points likte dropping down the stairs on the one guy but thats really the major offender of the movie. Like I said I agree its not a cinematic masterpiece but if you want a fun spy/action movie I think its actually really good.
 

her209

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Originally posted by: Soybomb
You guys apparently have much higher expectations for a spy/action movie based on a fairly lame book than I do. I thought matt damon and franka potente both went together really well in the film. Had some good action sequences, decent car chase, etc and left me happy. Guy wakes up, doesn't know who he is, people are chasing him trying to kill him, he runs, and learns who he is. A few crappy points likte dropping down the stairs on the one guy but thats really the major offender of the movie. Like I said I agree its not a cinematic masterpiece but if you want a fun spy/action movie I think its actually really good.
IMO, I don't think Matt Damon and the chick went well together. Oh and, that chick needs to say other cuss words besides, sheiBa (shy-za).
 
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It's a god damn spy/secret agent movie. Anyone who expects it to be realistic is kidding themselves. Go watch James Bond, a "realistic" movie
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KGB1

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IMO, I don't think Matt Damon and the chick went well together. Oh and, that chick needs to say other cuss words besides, sheiBa (shy-za

It mean "sh*t" in German man... wth... dude seems to me like your an "Afflack" fan... get you Sum of All Fears boney a$$ out of here...Matt Damon rocked in that film... better than his previous films where he played the sappy lonely hearted...looking for a love connection with things.. CONFESS YOU LOOOOOOOVED IT!!!!
 

her209

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Originally posted by: KGB
IMO, I don't think Matt Damon and the chick went well together. Oh and, that chick needs to say other cuss words besides, sheiBa (shy-za

It mean "sh*t" in German man... wth... dude seems to me like your an "Afflack" fan... get you Sum of All Fears boney a$$ out of here...Matt Damon rocked in that film... better than his previous films where he played the sappy lonely hearted...looking for a love connection with things.. CONFESS YOU LOOOOOOOVED IT!!!!
I know what sheiBa means.

As to Ben Affleck, hell nah. I'm not a fan, but I can say that Changing Lanes was a lot better than Bourne Identity.
 

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the movie seemed wrong right from the get go with matt damon as the main character. i thought the movie had higher potential.
 

VBboy

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Originally posted by: d33pt
Originally posted by: VBboy
Wow, you mean all the other movies we see are good? Like "Just Married" and "3D Kangaroo Jack"? :) LOL

The worst part in Bourne Ident was when he fell down the flight of stair, like 10 stories deep, and just walked away. F0ck that. Gotta be a little more realistic!


But he grabbed another guy to cushion the fall! AND shot another guy on the way down! awesome!

Yay! He grabbed another guy. Next time he will be jumping in a dropping elevator before it lands, and will save himself. And then, he will throw someone's body on a nuclear explosion to protect everyone else ;)

Come on
 

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: KGB
IMO, I don't think Matt Damon and the chick went well together. Oh and, that chick needs to say other cuss words besides, sheiBa (shy-za

It mean "sh*t" in German man... wth... dude seems to me like your an "Afflack" fan... get you Sum of All Fears boney a$$ out of here...Matt Damon rocked in that film... better than his previous films where he played the sappy lonely hearted...looking for a love connection with things.. CONFESS YOU LOOOOOOOVED IT!!!!
I know what sheiBa means.

As to Ben Affleck, hell nah. I'm not a fan, but I can say that Changing Lanes was a lot better than Bourne Identity.

Are you on Crack?. Changing Lanes is complete trash. Wasted 2 hours of my life suffering from that boring ass movie. It does not compare to Bourne Identity.
 

KGB1

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Originally posted by: SUBxWRX
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: KGB
IMO, I don't think Matt Damon and the chick went well together. Oh and, that chick needs to say other cuss words besides, sheiBa (shy-za

It mean "sh*t" in German man... wth... dude seems to me like your an "Afflack" fan... get you Sum of All Fears boney a$$ out of here...Matt Damon rocked in that film... better than his previous films where he played the sappy lonely hearted...looking for a love connection with things.. CONFESS YOU LOOOOOOOVED IT!!!!
I know what sheiBa means.

As to Ben Affleck, hell nah. I'm not a fan, but I can say that Changing Lanes was a lot better than Bourne Identity.

Are you on Crack?. Changing Lanes is complete trash. Wasted 2 hours of my life suffering from that boring ass movie. It does not compare to Bourne Identity.

Thanks.. WRX....dude I'm a New Yorker... I even thought Changing Lanes sucked.... its was horrible man. Sam Jackson WAS good in it, but the script sucked and "Afflack" was even suckier. At least I saw it at a friends house on PPV... I lost no money.. but I lost my time... :(
 

Zebo

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Long kiss godnight with a male. They should be sued for copy something..
 

Zebo

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Originally posted by: Skoorb
I like Matt D as an action guy.

Little squirts like him, tom cruise, stallone don't really do it for me. But big guys can't seem to act so i guess it's alright.
 

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: KGB
IMO, I don't think Matt Damon and the chick went well together. Oh and, that chick needs to say other cuss words besides, sheiBa (shy-za

It mean "sh*t" in German man... wth... dude seems to me like your an "Afflack" fan... get you Sum of All Fears boney a$$ out of here...Matt Damon rocked in that film... better than his previous films where he played the sappy lonely hearted...looking for a love connection with things.. CONFESS YOU LOOOOOOOVED IT!!!!
I know what sheiBa means.

As to Ben Affleck, hell nah. I'm not a fan, but I can say that Changing Lanes was a lot better than Bourne Identity.

Good, now learn how to spell it: scheisse ;)
 

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Originally posted by: Carbonyl
Originally posted by: Skoorb
I like Matt D as an action guy.

Little squirts like him, tom cruise, stallone don't really do it for me. But big guys can't seem to act so i guess it's alright.
Stallone has decent enough size (or did), and how dare you say Arnie can't act!

"It's not a tumour!"

 
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For whatever it's worth, I generally like Matt Damon better than Ben Affleck, but Changing Lanes was worlds better than the Bourne Identity. I was pleasantly surprised by Changing Lanes, which I thought offered real emotional authenticity - the Bourne Identity was just a cookie-cutter thriller.
 

Zebo

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Originally posted by: Don_Vito
For whatever it's worth, I generally like Matt Damon better than Ben Affleck, but Changing Lanes was worlds better than the Bourne Identity. I was pleasantly surprised by Changing Lanes, which I thought offered real emotional authenticity - the Bourne Identity was just a cookie-cutter thriller.

I agree Ben Affleck sucks. But changing lanes? I mean comeon did you even care if these two loosers (sam and bens charaters) killed each other. i hated them both and just wanted thier feud done with.
And talk about predictable I knew Sam would get the wife and Ben would become a nice guy about 15 minutes into the film, but no I had to watch them beat each other up for another 1.5 hours. And i've never Seen Sam Jackson act so bad. That director should be shot