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TallBill

TallBill

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Apr 29, 2001
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I cant wait to see them make money just as proof of how fucked up we all really are.
 
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E equals MC2

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I read at it North Korea On the Border reunion.... (You know how SK & NK jointly hold an event where separated families meet at the border).

Too bad I was dead dead wrong.
 
bigrash

bigrash

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Feb 20, 2001
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My friend told me this about a month ago and I thought she was joking (Donnie from the group told her). They must be stupid if they think anyone's gonna buy their album.
 
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nanette1985

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Oooh Goody! Can't wait! Yippee!!! Wahooo!

It's okay, doctor, I'll come quietly. Just a momentary lapse of sanity.

mmmmmmmmvalium.
 
venkman

venkman

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Apr 19, 2007
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Am I a bad person because I figured out exactly what the acronym stood for in under 5 seconds?

PS. Donnnie > *
 
erikistired

erikistired

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Originally posted by: venkman
Am I a bad person because I figured out exactly what the acronym stood for in under 5 seconds?

PS. Donnnie > *
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you must be my age. they were huge when i was a kid. if the spice girls can still sell out shows, i'm sure the new kids will do fine.
 
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richardycc

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would be interesting to see if Jordan or Joey can hit those high notes again at age close to 40...hahaha
 
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AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: bigrash
My friend told me this about a month ago and I thought she was joking (Donnie from the group told her). Imust be stupid if I think anyone's NOT gonna buy their album.
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Fixed for you.
 
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imported_yovonbishop

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I just can't believe five middle aged men are going to get together and have a reunion that nobody asked for.



...I liked Jordan too. But honestly, I don't have any interest in seeing them again.
 
xeno2060

xeno2060

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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
The book of Revelations was wrong. There are five horsemen of the apocalypse.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHha!!!:Disgust;:(But true THE End IS NIGH!!
 
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91TTZ

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Jan 31, 2005
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This isn't going to work well since their target audience was pre-teens/teenage girls, and they're not going to regain that demographic. Those that used to listen to them have grown up to realize just how bad they sucked.
 
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redly

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My wife was telling me about a NKOTB concert she went to back in the day. Donny tried to stage dive/crowd surf. Problem was, he dove into a group of 12yr old girls. She said there were a couple of broken arms that night.
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Originally posted by: bigrash
My friend told me this about a month ago and I thought she was joking (Donnie from the group told her). They must be stupid if they think anyone's gonna buy their album.
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i have a sad feeling they will sell lots of CDs.
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
The book of Revelations was wrong. There are five horsemen of the apocalypse.
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Actually, there are 5...

Kaos was the fifth horseman of the apocralyptic riders, but he left them before they were famous because of artistic disagreements. Of course, he always said later on that he never cared about their success. He is an anthropomorphic personification. Yes, Kaos is written correctly. Kaos is the real chaos. It is chaos with the complete absence of rules and not the chaos which can be used to draw pretty Mandelbrot patterns. The ancient Kaos would not believe in all seemingly messy things obeying and indeed revealing an underlying universal rule.

Many anthropomorphic personifications dislike the Auditors of Reality because the Auditors like to break actual phenomena in the world in order for things to go according to what they think are the correct rules. Kaos hates the Auditors for the simple reason that they embody rules.

Kaos has eyes that are completely black from edge to edge. He wears a helmet with full-face visor, on which there are strange black spots that might look like the wings of a strange butterfly, and then again might look like the eyes of some alien creature. He rides a chariot with a black horse which glows slightly red. His sword has a blue flame, burning with absolute coldness. His hands trail with cold steam.

Currently he delivers dairy products in Ankh-Morpork under the name of Ronnie Soak. (Please, read his last name backwards.) Since physical laws such as time are optional for him, he is always on time and can attend to a large number of customers each day (exactly 7 o'clock, not a second late, at every customer's door). Ronnie also gets to go and get the best milk from everywhere, including extinct species and from non-mammals. When not acting as an apocralyptic rider, he uses his sword to keep the milk, butter, yogurt, cheese, eggs etc nice and cold.

After a talk with (or, more correctly, after being talked at by) the famous History Monk, Lu-Tze, Kaos decides to accept the role of Chaos as theorized by modern people: seemingly completely random events all obeying a universal rule. In that position, Chaos trumps everything. Ancient disorderly Kaos had been pushed aside by objects, life forms, and societies, but Chaos is the principle of absolutely everything.

 
Throckmorton

Throckmorton

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: DangerAardvark
The book of Revelations was wrong. There are five horsemen of the apocalypse.
Click to expand...

Actually, there are 5...

Kaos was the fifth horseman of the apocralyptic riders, but he left them before they were famous because of artistic disagreements. Of course, he always said later on that he never cared about their success. He is an anthropomorphic personification. Yes, Kaos is written correctly. Kaos is the real chaos. It is chaos with the complete absence of rules and not the chaos which can be used to draw pretty Mandelbrot patterns. The ancient Kaos would not believe in all seemingly messy things obeying and indeed revealing an underlying universal rule.

Many anthropomorphic personifications dislike the Auditors of Reality because the Auditors like to break actual phenomena in the world in order for things to go according to what they think are the correct rules. Kaos hates the Auditors for the simple reason that they embody rules.

Kaos has eyes that are completely black from edge to edge. He wears a helmet with full-face visor, on which there are strange black spots that might look like the wings of a strange butterfly, and then again might look like the eyes of some alien creature. He rides a chariot with a black horse which glows slightly red. His sword has a blue flame, burning with absolute coldness. His hands trail with cold steam.

Currently he delivers dairy products in Ankh-Morpork under the name of Ronnie Soak. (Please, read his last name backwards.) Since physical laws such as time are optional for him, he is always on time and can attend to a large number of customers each day (exactly 7 o'clock, not a second late, at every customer's door). Ronnie also gets to go and get the best milk from everywhere, including extinct species and from non-mammals. When not acting as an apocralyptic rider, he uses his sword to keep the milk, butter, yogurt, cheese, eggs etc nice and cold.

After a talk with (or, more correctly, after being talked at by) the famous History Monk, Lu-Tze, Kaos decides to accept the role of Chaos as theorized by modern people: seemingly completely random events all obeying a universal rule. In that position, Chaos trumps everything. Ancient disorderly Kaos had been pushed aside by objects, life forms, and societies, but Chaos is the principle of absolutely everything.
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:Q
 
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