Finally I am rich - Need assistance

[EagleKeeper]

This showed up in e-mail today - follow up message down below.
Need help to scam this scammer

I am Barrister Uche Wilson, a solicitor at law. I am
the Personal Attorney to Mr. K Byrd, a National of
your country, who used to work with Shell Petroleum
Development Company in Nigeria. Here in after shall be
referred to as my client.

On the 21st April 2000, my client, his wife And their
three children were involved in a car accident along sagamu
express road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there
lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your
embassy to locate any of his extended relatives this
has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful
attempts, I decided to track his last name over the Internet,
to locate any member of his family hence I contacted you.


I have contacted you to assist in repartrating the
money and property left behind by my client before it get
confisicated or declared unservicable by the Eco Bank Nigeria Ltd.,
where he deposited the sum of ($13,700,000,00
u.s.dollars). The said Bank has now issued me a notice
to provide the next of kin or have the account
confisicated within the next fourteen official working
days. For the fact that i have been unsuccessfull in locating
the relatives for over 2 years now, i seek your consent
to present you as the next of kin to the deceased,
since you have the same last name with with him so that
the proceeds of this account can be paid to you,then me
and you can share this money.

I have all necessary information and legal strenght
needed to back you up for claim. All I require from you
is your honest co-operation to enable us see this
transaction through.


I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate
arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.Please
get in touch with me by this email
<sharps@mail8.com> to enable us discuss further.

FAITHFULLY YOURS,

BARRISTER UCHE WILSON(ESQ)

 

[Confused]

 

[BDawg]

What are you going to buy first???

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Repost

 

[JEDI]

ah..another rich Nigerian prince offering to buy your car?

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Repost

I know this has been around - first time I actually have seen one.

Debating on trying to try and string this along. Scam the Scammer

 

[Palek]

Nigeria, huh?

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper

Originally posted by: TheToOTaLL
Repost

I know this has been around - first time I actually have seen one.

Debating on trying to try and string this along. Scam the Scammer

Scam Him!

Make sure to keep us updated too

 

[Gravity]

We outta track this loser down, indicate that we will make the payment in person and then have the troll hunters break his arms. Or, forego the violence and have him arrensted.

I hate trolls.

 

[TheToOTaLL]

Originally posted by: Gravity
We outta track this loser down, indicate that we will make the payment in person and then have the troll hunters break his arms. Or, forego the violence and have him arrensted.

I hate trolls.

Excellent idea! I say video tape it and throw it on the trollhunter's web site.

Maybe that would scare the pants off of any would be troll

 

[KeyserSoze]

Dang, you're soo lucky.







KeyserSoze

 

[EagleKeeper]

Scam has started from a junk E-Mail address.

Sent a response asking how I could assist him.

Will keep this thread updates as the plot unfolds.

 

[Kadarin]

You know, these Nigerians *might* be a bit more believable if they learned the correct usage of "their" as opposed to "there", and also learned how to properly spell "repatriate".

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
You know, these Nigerians *might* be a bit more believable if they learned the correct usage of "their" as opposed to "there", and also learned how to properly spell "repatriate".

Grammar me and you
Spelling lenght
Punctuation?
What country am I a National of?

Middle school or early HS education?

Well he has 14 working days to complete this transaction.
Looks like the first week of Feb will be the target.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: EagleKeeper

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
You know, these Nigerians *might* be a bit more believable if they learned the correct usage of "their" as opposed to "there", and also learned how to properly spell "repatriate".

Grammar me and you
Spelling lenght
Punctuation?
What country am I a National of?

Middle school or early HS education?

Well he has 14 working days to complete this transaction.
Looks like the first week of Feb will be the target.

Bah.. I missed a few, because I'm not awake yet. Another one: "Here in after.."

I'm going back to bed...

 

[virtuamike]

*sigh* I wish some Nigerian prince w/ last name of Wong would give up his inheritance to me

 

[EagleKeeper]

Originally posted by: virtuamike
*sigh* I wish some Nigerian prince w/ last name of Wong would give up his inheritance to me

Go over there and show them how valuable a Wong can be

 

[EagleKeeper]

Here is the initial response from the Scam to me.

I have not yet figured out how to respond. I will let him sweat for a day.

There still is spelling and grammar errors. ever hear of a word processor?
I need may need to borrow a GPS to locate my bank cordinates. :beer:

Any suggestion for scamming this scam artist will be seriously considered.

Dear Friend,

I am in receipt of your mail. Thanks for your determination to assist
in this transaction. I must assure you that you will not be disappointed,as I count on your utmost co-operation to have a very
smooth operation. As I have said in my maiden mail to you, this
transaction is safe, legitimate, and risk free. I will be deploying my legal
expertise for a very fast actualization. I count on your support.
For your assistance, I will be giving you 40% of the total sum of
$13,700,000.00 when the money is released by Eco Bank Nigeria Plc. 5% will be used to take care of any expenses which we may encure in
prosecuting this transaction, as you know that the whole sum is in tact
with the holding bank. The balance of 55% will be my own share which
you will use for investments into viable high profit yielding business venture
in any country of your choice. n order to move fast, I will need your
full address which I will use to prepare a funds management trust agreement
that will legally bind us. Your bank cordinates is required for the filling of claims at the holding bank. You should provide your phone and fax numbers for the transmission of all the vital documents. Finally, feel free to call me
immediately on phone number 234-803-3315215. This phone will be open
for 24 hours, through out the duration of this transaction. Treat all
matters with top most urgency.May the joy,and blessings of the Lord be
upon us.

Uche wilson Williams Esq.

 

[JonnyBlaze]

all they do is tell you they want your bank account and routing numbers then take any money you have in there.

doubt you will get anything from them.

there is a scan where people have stuff sent to you and your supposed to re-package it and send it to them. i wanna do that one except they aint getting anything that gets sent to me. i just think you can still get in trouble doing that.


JB

 

[maziwanka]

man. so these are what the emails look like. ive never received one before.

 

[Ranger X]

Originally posted by: maziwanka
man. so these are what the emails look like. ive never received one before.

You're missing out.

 

[shuan24]

Tell him that since its your last name (or better yet, tell him since hes your relative), you deserve 80% of the sum!!! See what he says then!

edit:\ "he" as in "the client" is your relative....

 

[Squisher]

Isn't it bad enough his parents named him Uche.

 

[PanzerIV]

There was a similar thread to this couple of months ago where an ATOT member's coworker was the recipient of one of these emails. The ATOT member posted his coworker's hilarious dialogue with the guy. He got him good

 

[EagleKeeper]

I am going to try to negotiate for a better split.

Also, I will generate a bank account with a bogus number.

I will need from him the bank numbers that the funds will be coming from. :evil:

I will provide some information to him tommorrow, all valid, but nothing that he can use for destructive purposes.