Finally found a jacket to hold all my crap.

[shortylickens]

And from my favorite website no less.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/hoodies/baae/

Please note, when they say windbreaker they arent kidding. This thing is super light for being 50 bucks. But its 75 on the official website.
http://www.scottevest.com/v3_store/nylon-windbreaker-packable-jacket.shtml

Of course, they have more colors.
And a shitload more styles. ThinkGeek only has the windbreaker and one of the pullovers.

Am thinking one day when I have the cash I will treat myself to the Outback jacket.
Amazon has most of this stuff but they charge full price, so ThinkGeek is still the better deal if they have what you want.

The pen holder pockets are different sizes, one for a long pen, one for short. It also has more coin pockets than shown in the pic. Right now I have my shades, cell phone, fisher space pen, wallet, gloves and watch cap in mine. I dont walk around listening to music so I dont need the earbuds in there.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Should work great for shop lifting.

 

[IronWing]

Cool. I found underwear to hold all my junk.

 

[shortylickens]

Should work great for shop lifting.

Not unless I line it with tinfoil.
:hmm:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Who carries enough stuff to require that many pockets? And why?

 

[theflyingpig]

Thank you. I've burned the image of that jacket into my mind. Now whenever I see some fool wearing one, I'm gonna unleash a flurry of devastating blows to all of the critical areas, and finish with a solid punch to the face just for fun.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Its Gortex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt6KRKHpKhY

 

[olds]

I have this.

 

[Leros]

Who carries enough stuff to require that many pockets? And why?

According to one of the images on the site:

iPhone
Blackberry
headphones
iPod nano
bluetooth headset
monocular
sunglasses
iPad
travel book
passport
license
money
keys
camera
SD card
water bottle
a ticket
suntan lotion
granola bar