Final Stolen Joke: Pizza Math (for DrPizza)

[episodic]

Pizza Parlor


A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into: six or twelve.

Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde.

I don't think I could ever eat twelve.

 

[Demo24]

bah

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: DEMO24
bah

double bah

 

[xcript]

😀

 

[KLin]

bah that's an old yogi berra joke. -4/10

 

[jjones]

 

[DrPizza]

LMFAO, because at the pizza shop I work at, that really happened.
Customer asked how many slices in a party tray "28" "ohhhhh, that's too many."
"Well, I could cut it into 20 slices for you instead." (jokingly)
"You could?! That would be perfect!"

edit: except it wasn't a blonde. She was older, too. Didn't fit the stereotypical image of "ditz"

 

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
LMFAO, because at the pizza shop I work at, that really happened.
Customer asked how many slices in a party tray "28" "ohhhhh, that's too many."
"Well, I could cut it into 20 slices for you instead." (jokingly)
"You could?! That would be perfect!"

edit: except it wasn't a blonde. She was older, too. Didn't fit the stereotypical image of "ditz"

:laugh:

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
LMFAO, because at the pizza shop I work at, that really happened.
Customer asked how many slices in a party tray "28" "ohhhhh, that's too many."
"Well, I could cut it into 20 slices for you instead." (jokingly)
"You could?! That would be perfect!"

edit: except it wasn't a blonde. She was older, too. Didn't fit the stereotypical image of "ditz"

hahaha :laugh:

 

[bluewall21]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
LMFAO, because at the pizza shop I work at, that really happened.
Customer asked how many slices in a party tray "28" "ohhhhh, that's too many."
"Well, I could cut it into 20 slices for you instead." (jokingly)
"You could?! That would be perfect!"

edit: except it wasn't a blonde. She was older, too. Didn't fit the stereotypical image of "ditz"

That's awesome.:laugh:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: KLin
bah that's an old yogi berra joke. -4/10

Yogis grandpappy told me that one. 🙁

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
LMFAO, because at the pizza shop I work at, that really happened.
Customer asked how many slices in a party tray "28" "ohhhhh, that's too many."
"Well, I could cut it into 20 slices for you instead." (jokingly)
"You could?! That would be perfect!"

edit: except it wasn't a blonde. She was older, too. Didn't fit the stereotypical image of "ditz"

What's so funny about that? 😕